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when a super dark african male from uganda forces a clump of mud into your stretched penis hole while you get a haircut
fatty 1- did that guy just get clumged?
fatty 2- he sure did.
clumg by skipidiugandan47 March 25, 2024
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Cluggin’ 

Cluggin’ is the act of excessive salivation due to passionate cunnilingus with your lady friend that it sounds like you may be in distress from drowning.
Chip: “Yoooo bro, I was hella cluggin’ Taylor’s shaved beef slices last night, I almosted drowned dude, no caps.”

Eric Gingwater III: “Bro, I heard that shit all the way downstairs while I was getting some ice for my apple-tini. I thought you were doing that 64oz Spicy Ketchup chug challenge or something. It sounded like a fat guy trying to eat 96 funnel cakes at the fair all at the same time. I’m glad you’re ok tho, you had me worried there for a sec. “
Cluggin’ by fat obese lady May 9, 2022
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Clump Sporran 

Burly chicks.

The suety drapes shrouding the fetid seafood platter of a gargantuan and stout female.
I spent a fruitless bank holiday creaming my wives clump sporran with factor 50 sun block. To no avail.
Clump Sporran by Herbie Dongsporran December 31, 2020

clugerfinder

A Safe Renewable Car For Mature Kids.
I Did A Clugerfinder.
clugerfinder by T-850 July 22, 2023
Primarily the merging of boundaries in company law and common parlance to fictitiously allow a football club to be "saved out of administration" by means of not agreeing a CVA (Creditors Voluntary Agreement) and thereafter liquidation. The Clumpany is formed out of a deep fear of facing reality that your football club is dead and a new Holding Company (HoldingCo) emerges having purchased the assets (NOT THE CLUB)

The Clumpany has become popular method of breaching all Insolvency Laws, Football Association Rules, Articles of Association and offering the brass neck (see Sevconium) to stiff creditors claiming a continuation of the previous football business.
Rangers International Football Clumpany Plc
Clumpany by Propa_Gander August 20, 2013

Cluggies 

That's the rain on spud, you better fire your cluggies on
Cluggies by Inspector hector June 26, 2017

clumsy russian 

a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.
why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes
clumsy russian by IBE JESUS August 3, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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