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when a super dark african male from uganda forces a clump of mud into your stretched penis hole while you get a haircut
fatty 1- did that guy just get clumged?
fatty 2- he sure did.
by skipidiugandan47 March 25, 2024
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Cluggin’

Cluggin’ is the act of excessive salivation due to passionate cunnilingus with your lady friend that it sounds like you may be in distress from drowning.
Chip: “Yoooo bro, I was hella cluggin’ Taylor’s shaved beef slices last night, I almosted drowned dude, no caps.”

Eric Gingwater III: “Bro, I heard that shit all the way downstairs while I was getting some ice for my apple-tini. I thought you were doing that 64oz Spicy Ketchup chug challenge or something. It sounded like a fat guy trying to eat 96 funnel cakes at the fair all at the same time. I’m glad you’re ok tho, you had me worried there for a sec. “
by fat obese lady May 9, 2022
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Clump Sporran

Burly chicks.

The suety drapes shrouding the fetid seafood platter of a gargantuan and stout female.
I spent a fruitless bank holiday creaming my wives clump sporran with factor 50 sun block. To no avail.
by Herbie Dongsporran December 31, 2020
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clugerfinder

A Safe Renewable Car For Mature Kids.
I Did A Clugerfinder.
by T-850 July 22, 2023
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Clumpany

Primarily the merging of boundaries in company law and common parlance to fictitiously allow a football club to be "saved out of administration" by means of not agreeing a CVA (Creditors Voluntary Agreement) and thereafter liquidation. The Clumpany is formed out of a deep fear of facing reality that your football club is dead and a new Holding Company (HoldingCo) emerges having purchased the assets (NOT THE CLUB)

The Clumpany has become popular method of breaching all Insolvency Laws, Football Association Rules, Articles of Association and offering the brass neck (see Sevconium) to stiff creditors claiming a continuation of the previous football business.
by Propa_Gander August 20, 2013
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Cluggies

That's the rain on spud, you better fire your cluggies on
by Inspector hector June 26, 2017
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clumsy russian

a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.
why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes
by IBE JESUS August 3, 2011
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