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churchies 

Typically offensive and/or deragotry. Seldomly used in a playful manner.

1. Regular church goers, every Sunday if not everyday. They use the bible for any and every decision. As well as abiding by all of the "rules" like no swearing. Typically gets offended by anything that is normally funny.

2. Anyone who is part of the other 50% of the country that is religous, particulary one who
"I can't stand those churchies that refuse medical treatment because of their religion."
churchies by multiplexguru February 12, 2008

churchese 

Words that are common within the church setting and are familiar to only those who attend church.
"Jim was speaking in churchese and I had no idea what he meant."
churchese by Lin Coleson January 21, 2008

churchbells 

when your balls are hung low and sway side to side with ease
Dude I just got out of the shower and my boys are swinging like churchbells!
churchbells by chris.l23 January 23, 2010

chinese church key 

A bottle opener of a balisong (butterfly knife) configuration.
The new bartender uses a Chinese church key. How flashy!

Tarquin Churchwell 

A self-proclaimed magician who rips off, cons and assaults innocent people.
I am Tarquin Churchwell; be thrilled by my magic while I steal your watch or bash in your face.
Tarquin Churchwell by Magic Madam December 9, 2008
It's kinda like you got served except its much better. Because no one really likes the church, when you get churched, you got dissed and nobody likes you.
Damn man!, that sucka emcee just got churched!
churched by crash landon October 10, 2004