Calculated

Anyone who turns on their location for everyone when they are plotting is calculated (and a loser).

because they want others to see what they’re doing

by JC47 September 26, 2023

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Christmas Calculator

The act of counting the monetary value of Christmas gifts when compared to a brother/sister/spouse, just to make sure you get equal or greater value. Apparently if the calculator doesnt add up, you can complain, whine, bitch and moan until fair value is returned in future gifts.

WOW, Nana's Christmas Calculator was working overtime last night! We better go get her another Gift Card cause she got shorted and ripped off by $11.28.

by sarjas December 28, 2011

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calculator

for people too lazy to say "catch you all later".. saying it really fast makes it "calculator".. used especially when hurrying out of a friend's car.. or when done IMing or txting a group of friends or exiting a chat room..

me (IMing with more than 2 friends): hey gtg guys, calculator!
friend 1: i'll calculator too! bye!
friends 2 & 3: sure!

me (thanking friends for a ride home): thanks! calculator!
friends: hopefully soon!

by crookedplanks October 7, 2010

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Calculator

Asian Gameboy

pi=100 pts!

Woah Ling Zhi is really playin' that calculator!

by Senor Cool September 24, 2007

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Calculator Sex

The act of two calculators bumping uglies via a calculator sex cable. Used to transfer data from one calculator to another, such as programs, games, and linking together for multiuser apps.

Dude, lets have calculator sex so I can put this awesome game on your calcuatlor!

Alicia was asleep in class so I had calculator sex with her so I could get my PimpQuest on.

by robenwzrdhat October 16, 2008

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