Catculator
A calculator for your cat
Catculator by America Lover 🇺🇸 March 21, 2019
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Congressional Calculator
The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.
"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."
Congressional Calculator by dirtykurty September 8, 2010
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Calculatrix
noun.
A dominatrix with a background in mathematics, finance or economics. Or, one who says mathematical formulae to her captive partner for the purpose of sexual arousal.
A dominatrix with a background in mathematics, finance or economics. Or, one who says mathematical formulae to her captive partner for the purpose of sexual arousal.
Jude: "I thought my boyfriend Art was normal, but these days he's freaky and wants me to be a calculatrix in bed!
Calculatrix by Luc Samatas September 23, 2009
Sicilian calculator
Sicilian calculator by blackrazr November 2, 2006
Calculator
Guy 1: Have you seen my brain?
Guy 2: what? you lost your brain?
Guy 1: yeah, it is green and had buttons on it, oh yeah it say "Texas Instruments" on the front.
Guy 2: dude, that's a calculator
Guy 1: I DON'T CARE JUST FIND IT
Guy 2: what? you lost your brain?
Guy 1: yeah, it is green and had buttons on it, oh yeah it say "Texas Instruments" on the front.
Guy 2: dude, that's a calculator
Guy 1: I DON'T CARE JUST FIND IT
Calculator by Who The Douce Are You? April 12, 2005
calculator monkey
Stereotypically, any Asian that is amazing at any math and/or math concepts and that can compute all of these concepts without the use of the calculator. These are typically the Asians that succeed in any classes having to do with math or science with little to no work being done as it just comes naturally to them based on their genetics in these subjects. Also, you use them to help you receive good grades in classes and help them by making friends they wouldn't normally have.
Person 1: "Hey man, did you get the answer to #5, the algebraic equation?"
Person 2: "Yea, Min got the answer for me in like 10 seconds. That kid is a calculator monkey if I've ever seen one before."
Person 1: "He definitely is!"
Person 2: "Yea, Min got the answer for me in like 10 seconds. That kid is a calculator monkey if I've ever seen one before."
Person 1: "He definitely is!"
calculator monkey by Paceyourself February 7, 2014
Young Calculator
Young Calculator by HitYourShots April 18, 2018
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