blacktarded

that time when you become tired and lazy, mostly late at nite, when your typing and/or speech is less than satisfactory or slurred resulting in a mixture of ebonics and mentally-challenged English

You could tell it was getting late and Liz was becoming blacktarded when she wrote ' drop the philasiapino, u be too hizzot for thizzat shizznat.. ya hurd? go out with some one pretty, in ur league, stop going for ugly bitches (bitches as girls who have McAttitude problems) '

by Baby Cub October 25, 2007

fricktard

A better way of saying F***ing retard.
Another variation of this word is Fricktarded. Which is a way of saying F***ing Retarded.

Your such a fricktard Nathan.
Don't be so fricktarded Nathan.

by Sarah November 10, 2004

blinktard

someone who unknowingly drives around with their turn signal blinking for a long period of time

I got really ticked off today in traffic as I was stuck behind a blinktard on the expressway and it took me ten minutes to figure out he wasn't turning. That blinktard!

by seananigans July 7, 2008

Becktard

This person, usually female, insists on being obnoxious in public places; and frequently travels in company of other idiots. Frequently intoxicated, the becktard is quick to engage in sexual activity for the acceptance of members of the opposite gender. In addition, the Becktard will usually forget about those that s/he once had relationships with.

I was at this party last night, and there was this total becktard. She put out like crazy!

by Columbus1492 January 2, 2009

Ricktarded

Any instance where you do something completely retarded or resembling a red headed step child in desperate need of an unrelenting beating. When someone does something so inexplicably ridiculous you want to throat punch a baby.

Wow, I can't get over the fact that he actually attemted that! Absolutly ricktarded. Only a ricktard would try to pull off something so rickdiculous! I'm astounded by your ricktardedness!!!! Get in your bed you flacid peice of shit!

by Brentlyexperience November 22, 2011

breaktarded

The act of suggesting a delicious breakfast hang over cure, typically served post-breakfast time, consisting of bizarre ingredients and usually ends in repulsion and revulsion. Sometimes ends friendships. May result in anal vomiting.

Jane: 'So guys, how do you like my hangover cure?'

White Thunder: 'Peanut butter, egg, and cheese on toast was totally breaktarded. Get out.'

by The Breaktarded Club October 16, 2011

Ricktard

When someone is a retard on purpose.

Guy: What's life?
Man: Dude, stop being such a ricktard.

by velma720713 December 1, 2014