Assume

To make an uneducated guess.

Macy: are you doing anything for Valentine’s Day with Pablo?
Georgia: no, why?
Macy: I’m sorry I assumed you two were dating.
Georgia: no we’re just friends, he has a girlfriend, Divya. When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

by nutella137 August 6, 2020

Assume the Position

Assume the Position is what Matt tells me to do when he wants me to suck his dick and take his load -- naked and blindfolded, on my knees, facing his raging boner, with my hands behind my back, mouth open, eager to put my mouth on his 8" cock, so he can hold my head and shove his dick down my throat and fuck my mouth until he has a cumgasm and I swallow his creamy load and say "thank you sir"

Matt always says "Assume the Position" when he wants me to suck his dick!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

Assume

To make an ass out of you and me.

When FRANK and Jessica dont communicate effectively, constantly making ass u me (motions).

Assume.

by PineappleJuice February 22, 2015

Assumer

When an individual tends to take on a certain form,attribute or aspect of things very quickly and abruptly;when he/she might think one thing just because you might have said another thing about that subject

Gosh billy was such an assumer yesterday when I texted him,he wanted to go to the movies but I told him I wanted to go with Sandra instead because it would've been fun,then he thought I was saying he wasn't fun?! Like c'mon billy.

by Ya know it August 24, 2016

Assumeme

To accept as truth using only a meme as proof.

Don't assumeme Obama supports ISIS just because a "Kermit Sipping Tea" meme told you.

by LoudZenGuy September 1, 2016

Assume

Thinking you know something and trusting in it.

A lot of people assume something based on a first impression. Some keep on doing it their whole life.

by The Original Agahnim August 1, 2021

assumed

Asumed means you think about something without knowing what the real answer is

I assumed we were having a test today

by Stephinie December 6, 2017