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timbo in the face

to eat three packs of cookies while sleeping with your neighbors daughters friends goldfish followed by smoking three cartons of Marlboro cigarettes and smoking four blunt two through the mouth and one through each nostril. Then pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees and make a pepperoni pizza hot pocket.
remember the time timbo went to eat three packs of cookies while sleeping with your neighbors daughters friends goldfish followed by smoking three cartons of Marlboro cigarettes and smoking four blunt two through the mouth and one through each nostril. Then pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees and make a pepperoni pizza hot pocket in the face!

that was so timbo in the face!!
by Timbo until tomorrow November 16, 2009
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limbering for timbering

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.
Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."
by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011
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All praise Justin Almighty!
WWJD?
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Justin = Jesus

person 1: Hey have you ever heard of Jesus?

person 2: No but I have heard of Justin Timberlake.
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timbs

The shortened version of the shoe, timberland
Mai timbs is ill, kikkz is clean
by Genuinely Speaking March 3, 2003
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Timbered

1. To be so drunk that you feel like you are about to fall like a freshly chopped tree.

2. To be so drunk that you feel about as good as that Ke$ha and Pitbull song.
Simon: Man we should drink tonight!

Brendon: Yeah man! It's going down, we're getting timbered!
by SD and BB December 4, 2013
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Chocolate glazed timbit

When a black guy nut’s on his balls and a girl sucks the nut off
Biggie cheese: yo she chocolate glazed timbit me last night
by Jean meme lord March 29, 2019
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Black timbs

Black timbs are made for dudes who don’t give a fuck about his or other people’s lives. Those people know only few things, how to rob,steal n kill, black timbs are even worse than black af 1’s. If you see mf steppin around in those boots yall better run and don’t look back. Dudes in black timbs can fight 10x better than any other streetniggas around and they are mostly buff af too because of the boredom in jail n such other institutes.
Ryan- ain’t that the dude who boosted your whip

Bobby- you mean the mf in the black timbs ?
Ryan- yeah that same mf
Bobby- yo thats tyrone, he just got out of jail, we gotta let that one slide b that mf is a menace.
by Duckfucker March 18, 2022
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