loves the cock

A light and friendly term used to describe individuals who more commonly desire the male of the species.

Peter loves the cock!

by Alex September 22, 2003

beat the cock

masturbation in slang

Hey dude when i get home im gonna beat the cock

by Marioreyiz August 24, 2011

I can only piss with the cock i've got

A British phrase used when someone isn't satisfied with something you do or offer, and that you can't do anything about.

Example/Situation

Barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.

Dave: "Mate this is taking you forever"

Barry: "Alright! I can only piss with the cock i've got!"

by tomex June 15, 2008

craving the cock

when you really need a good pounding; you want to fuck very badly

Kim Hall is craving the cock.

by Hannah February 16, 2003

Put the cock before the buttplug

To put things in the wrong order or with the wrong priorities. Similar to 'put the cart before the horse', but typically used for sexual situations.

Derived from the fact that a small buttplug should always be used before inserting the cock during anal sex.

Hey, Ralph, don't put the cock before the buttplug and ask those two chicks for a threesome when you just met them!

by Ron Jarvis March 5, 2011

What the cock!

A stronger way of saying 'what the hell' but not quite reaching 'what the f***' status.

Dude did you just eat my lunch?? What the cock!?

by Jim and Phil November 9, 2015

hot off the cock

Person who has very recently had sex involving a penis.

That slut, Kyah, has recently, not 30 seconds ago, fucked that guy.

Dont go near Kyah, shes hot off the cock.

by Steve June 4, 2004