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Stressbaker 

Crazy people who make cookies and shit at 2:00 in the morning because they're losing sleep over something that shouldn't be thinking about for another eight or so hours.
That stressbaker was up drunk and making pie until four in the morning.
Stressbaker by Ambam! March 14, 2016

stresbian 

A straight woman who wishes she was a lesbian, but is not sexually attracted to women. Also known as a "stryke"
At first I thought she was a lug lesbian until graduation but now I get that she's a stresbian.
stresbian by Gay Kochen February 1, 2019

stressie 

When a person becomes increasingly angry or 'stressed out', usually at another person
Girl 1: I'm so pissed off at you!
Girl 2: Don't throw a stressie on me!
stressie by Diamond Girl April 18, 2006

stresscation 

The stress before, during and after vacation. The stress before: setting up the travel, activities, packing as few suitcases as possible, getting things finished at work, getting to the airport (get a ride, leave a car), having to rebook a flight, losing baggage, etc. The stress during: when to get up, whose cooking, where are we going and for how long, what happens if one wants to leave early, who is buying the tickets, who showers first, etc. The stress after how much of my own work do I have, how much work was dumped on my desk, how long will it take to dig out from under the pile? Will there be enough money to pay for all of this?
Stresscation (sounds like vacation) I can't wait for stresscation next year, yeeeeeeah-boy.
stresscation by vmeyedr October 20, 2012

Stresstapation 

the feeling of constipation after a stress full event.
After the sat i was stresstapated. The stress of the sat caused me to go into a deep mode of Stresstapation and i couldnt shit for days
Stresstapation by Dr. Stress January 24, 2011

Stressabating 

The action of doing pleasurable things to one self when under extreme amounts of pressure. Pressures may come from different sources such as academics, sports, a job, and or significant other. These activities do not include just masturbating but any pleasurable activity that one submits to when under duress.
Stressabating activities include anything that you can binge on to release tension such as..... watching TV or youtube, ice cream binge, shopping, and masturbating.
Stressabating by Stresserbater December 16, 2012