straightass

straight up + dead ass together

founded by five college kids in an apartment in atlanta georgia

Ariana Grande: “I really got a speeding ticket”
Harry Styles: “oh, straightass?”
Ariana Grande: “for real.”

by xoenhhh November 8, 2019

Straightacting

Straight-acting is a term used to describe a person who does not exhibit the appearance or mannerisms of the gay stereotype.

I'm looking to meet new cool people straightacting or bisex.

by giovino October 17, 2008

straightface

when someone sends you an old meme or some unfunny shit and you keep a straight face on it

"Dude, stop sending me old shit. I will straightface it all"

by placebo! August 19, 2020

StraightKeeping

Wordplay on gatekeeping.

Trying to dictate somebody's heterosexuality through tendencies and mannerisms, typically saying men who act feminine are always gay or women who act masculine are always lesbian.

Alex: John said I can't be straight because I paint my nails!
Julie: Wow! That's straightkeeping.

by isitgayifimgay August 29, 2019

Straightbreaker

An individual of the same sex that you will go gay for; an exception to your straight preference.

"Who's your straightbreaker?"
"Oh, mine's Shawn Mendes!"

by T'sway December 22, 2019

Straightforward

When a guy has said to the people who decided they might have problems with him, his life, or the way he lives it in the future that they could let him know when and if they did at any time and anywhere, he's been straightforward with them. There's nothing coming from his ass or his yard, he said what he meant to say.

The guy is not a famous actor, musician, or athlete, so there's nothing glamorous going on in his life. He hasn't done a whole lot that wasn't straightforward with anything that was on his mind.

by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020

Straightcasimistic

When someone is not being sarcastic. They are being straightforward.

I couldn’t tell if Jimmy was being sarcastic or straightcasimistic.

by JahMay🧆 November 10, 2020