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Straightred 

n.: A contraction of the words "straight hatred". Straightred is often exhibited by a hater. Straightred is characterized by unfettered and blatant haterism with no attempts to be cordial or to sugar coat; hating on something with no other provokation other than to exude hate and negative energy.
"Yo, why you gotta hate on my day-glo green shoelaces dawg? That's straightred...you know they're hot"
Straightred by Thisisjohnsmith April 10, 2007
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Straightred 

Intense, seething hatred for straight people, especially straight males. This is characterized by housing discrimination and fantasies related to the eroticism of straight male degradation. This view is often held by people of Gay Culture who feel <b>disdain</b> towards the heterosexual male and his dominating tendencies.
" I just felt such straightred in that boutique with Melanie."

" Sky held straightred for Nick because of Nick's aggressive domination in household matters."

"I have such straightred for this place, it's as though everyone is waiting to be fertilized."
Straightred by Zeke Bobby November 20, 2007

Straightenin’ 

Go grab the stick; we got some straightenin’ to do.

Straightenin

The process of getting straight, getting right.
The act of revenge or to take back what’s been claimed.
"If they get yours you gotta get straightenin' "
Straightenin by Hungrydon139 May 25, 2021

straightie 

1) a "straight" heterosexual individual
2) an edge piece of a puzzle with one or two "straight" sides
1) Natalie is a straightie, because she likes men.
2) While making a puzzle: I'm still looking for the last two straighties.
straightie by David Noodel February 9, 2010

straightening up the closet 

When you have to come out as straight to people that perceived you as homosexual.
He was hitting on me, so I had to tell him that I wasn't gay. I was just straightening up the closet.

Straightening pussy 

Verb: When a man has sex with a self-proclaimed lesbian and the lesbian becomes straight.
Gloria thought she was a lesbian until she met Dave. He is a pro at straightening pussy!
Straightening pussy by Alec234 January 23, 2019
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