A gay or lesbian person who acts like ass in order to elicit an negative response from persons they believe to be straight. Then that gay or lesbian person attempts to attribute that negative response to being homophobic instead of attributing it to the fact that they are indeed being an asshole.

I punched you in the throat because you elbowed my girlfriend in the face on the dance floor and not because your gay, you fucking "straightophobe" asshole.

Straightophobe by Robobear April 17, 2014

straightophobic

Straightophobic is a personality disorder, or adjective describing a person with this personality disorder, or describing one who is a Straightophobe, where people of a sexual orientation other than "straight" behave poorly towards straight persons (usually of the masculine gender) in order to elicit negative responses from those straight individuals and then attempt to attribute that negative response to being homophobic or being a homophobe, when in reality the straight person is expressing a negative response due to the nature of that is a straightophobe or is straighophobic and is displaying that negative behaviour.

Your straightophobic if you think that kicked your ass because you are gay/lesbian/transgender, you know I kicked your ass because you needed an ass kicking for being a straighophobe and trying to may be look intolerant of other lifestyles and personal life choices and sexual orientations. Shame on you sir.

straightophobic by therealcowboybob November 23, 2017

straightphobic

Disliking/ dissapproving of straight people. Or in some cases disliking homophobic straight people

Yeah i hate that dude im so straightphobic!

straightphobic by tova_pmis October 5, 2020

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Straightaphobic

Unreasoning fear of or antipathy toward straight / heterosexuals.

Intense hatred or fear of heterosexuals.

The Lesbians in this city are so straightaphobic they don't except my straight friends and frown upon my socializing with them.

Straightaphobic by Iris Diaz November 20, 2011

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straightophobic

when a homo hates a straight person

When a homo hates a straight person " Ugh ur so straightophobic" " Ugh i Hate straight people"

straightophobic by jungkookswhore April 16, 2020

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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