Spurting Goods

The supplies required by a serious masturbation artist. This includes cleaning supplies such as handwipes, towelettes, and hand sanitizer; as well as highly arousing pornographic or other cultural materials, including but not limited to hentai, hand drawn illustrations, photos, magazines, streamed media, or pirated porn.

Jim wanted to beat his meat but he lacked the necessary spurting goods, so he remained unsatisfied and engorged.

by Douchbag Steve July 31, 2018

Spurtle

A turtle who spins webs to collect water. Since turtles are so slow, they are unable to reach water for long periods of time and therefore have evolved into a spurtle. Spurtles make Spiderman look like a loser.

The spurtle was thirsty.

by loserpants101 May 4, 2019

Spurtle

When a guy weakly ejaculates out of a semi-hard penis.

Like drool falling out of the mouth of a turtle, halfway into its shell while having a stroke

How was it last night?
I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job

by Nerf Herder 77 October 17, 2020

Spurtful

full of increasness

Sayre Was being very spurtful while running

our plant was experiencing spurtfulness during our trip

by smithywoo February 1, 2022

spurn

reject. scorn. to disregard.

Damn, I feel bad now that I spurned that bitch. She got her braces off and she looks hot now.

by christopher January 20, 2004

jerk n spurt

What guy's do even if they don't have free time...it is something you make time for.

I gave up coffee in favor of a good jerk n spurt for my 9 o'clock break.

by Bearinwoods, P.E. July 30, 2003

slut spurt

Sporadic period of heightened sexual activity conducted by a girl who fluctuates between abstinence and sluttiness. This girl may often imply that she is a virgin when she is dormant.

Mike: Oh my God, did you hear that Kelsey just got it on with five guys this week?

John: Yeah, sounds like she's in the midst of a slut spurt.

by phagan February 29, 2008