goat

a moron. An idiot. one who screws up.
usually a person that made a grave mistake
Oh man...he just missed the winning shot...what a fucking goat!
by christopher May 20, 2004
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spurn

Damn, I feel bad now that I spurned that bitch. She got her braces off and she looks hot now.
by christopher January 20, 2004
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buju

Jaimaicin Bread pudding; common nickname for a chubby jaimiacan kid.
Dat fat bastads ah lil buju childe
by Christopher April 18, 2005
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Glad Rag

A happy little bit of reusable fabricused for cleaning up ejaculant after masturbation.
Andrew never wasted precious cashon tissues after he got a glad rag.
by Christopher April 02, 2005
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unbeliever

The Islamic Quranic description of a Jew or Christian. Sometimes the word 'disbeliever' is used in the same way but still has the same meaning. See also Kafir
Qur’an 5:73 "They are surely unbelievers who blaspheme and say: ‘God is one of three in the Trinity for there is no Ilah God except One, Allah. If they desist not from saying this blasphemy, verily a grievous penalty will befall them—the unbelievers will suffer a painful doom.”
by Christopher January 26, 2005
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note to self

a.k.a. memo to self. usually spoken into a dictaphone while someone else is watching. can be seen on a lot of tv shows i.e. the simpsons, twin peaks etc.
Bills Gates: Memo to self, next time my wife wants to buy china she means dishes.
by christopher July 09, 2004
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Wonk

First appearing in 1918 in reference to "Nautical Slang," the word was then referenced as that which is (1)nervous or upset. Then in 1938, we find a recorded usage of the word in Australia. This time, the word is intended to mean (2)'White person.' In 1945, once again in Australia, we see the recorded usage of it being used to denote an (3)'effeminate,' or a male homosexual. It wasn't until 1962, in the December issue of Sports Illustrated Magazine--of all places--that we find the word meaning (4)a disparaging term for a studious or hard working person. It has been thought that the term originated (in this denotation), at Harvard University, as a synonym for nerd.
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(1)The sailor's face had a sickly green to it which seemed to denote that poor man was wonk about being here.
(2)Wonks seemed to overun the land of Australia after the year 1787, despite their many hardships of colonization.
(3)Those who take to the homophobic way of thought often cannot stand to be near a wonk of any type.
(4)Wonks may have memorized information to the power of Uppercase Omega, however, not a one of them has a 'lick of sense.'
by Christopher October 02, 2004
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