salonga

(adj.) God like P.E. teacher. P.E. teacher of all P.E. teacher.

Dude Mr. Jeffreys makes us run so much.

Regardless, he's definitely salonga.

by jeebuz June 11, 2008

spadonkadonk

Much like the urban term spadoodle, that refers to the game in which you say spadoodle when you spot a vehicle with a headlight out, the term spadonkadonk can be used when you spot a vehicle with a tail light out.

Nah that's not a spadoodle, it's a tail light out. Therefore you say spadonkadonk.

by Proto709 March 27, 2013

Splonking

Walking around with no specific purpose. Often used as a time-killer.

Person: So what's up?
Splonk: Not much, just splonking for a while.

by Franz Fratelli February 18, 2015

Tony Spagoni

An Italian Uber driver who extorts money out of passengers for the Mafia

Lawrence Exeter was harassed into paying $126 to Tony Spagoni

by Bird 789 December 11, 2018

splonder

A word for money. Term coined by the 'Goons' Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe and used in scripts for the 'Goon Show'

As in..

Gold Splonders. can be used (humerously) for pounds or quid.

Prince John: The reward will be, ah um, a hundred gold splonders.

Sheriff: One hundred gold splonders! Hahaha!

ORCHESTRA: Dramatic link

(?)Grams(?): General Crowd Noises

Jim Spriggs: Ding-dong! Clang! Clang-ding-dong-dang-dang! Here ye! Ding-dang! Stolen - one bell! Hear ye...silence, good people of Nottingham! A proclamation from the sheriff - he sends you Christmas and Xmas greetings at the same time and he will give one gold splonder for the capture of Robin Hood, dead or alive, or both. Also, there will be an archery-type contest on ye green. A willow wand will be split in thrice and there will be a prize of ~~~ Christmas pudding ... (trails off)

Grytpype: Did ye hear that, Moriarty? Ye golden splonder for ye Robin Hood.

by JMan 2004 August 26, 2004

shalontae

Shalontae is a girl whose not afraid of any bitch or nigga. Shalontae is a very nice person and a good friend. But don’t get on her bad side or you’ll wish you wasn’t born. Shalontae can be a little crazy and overprotective at times but she is very loyal and trustworthy . She’s outspoken and not afraid to tell others how she feels. Shalontae’s also a very bad kisser but she’s very good at making friends, so if she doesn’t like you somethings wrong. She can build strong relationships with people and does her best not to break their trust! While Shalontae sounds big and bad she can be sensitive at some point. Shalontae can be gullible at times and believes almost anything. She doesn’t like to be lied to, she loves honesty. She’s a very independent person so don’t think she can’t do anything on her own!

I’m glad i have an shalontae to count on

by Kitty122 June 3, 2018

splonga

controlled chaos that doesn’t hurt anyone

*rams fork into a plastic container during dinner in hopes of breaking it*

“omg dude u just caused such a splonga!”

by master of the eggs August 13, 2022