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Smartarded

A person who has great knowledge of useless information
That skiNderella is so fucking smartarded, but she will never win the presidential election
by HRM SMK April 1, 2008
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Smacktard

A name believed to have originated from in game chat sessions within the immensely popular online game Battlefield 1942 (EA 2002). The name is applied to individuals who talk too much "smack" to the point where others might conclude that they are mentally challenged individuals (derogatory "tard").
Player_Newb: you homo, go f*@k your mother.
Player_Newb: you can all suck my di#k!

Vaderhater: Shut the hell up Smacktard!
by Money$hot July 22, 2004
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smashturbating

Tony is smashturbating at home because nobody will play melee with him.
by slayertokey February 8, 2010
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smacktard

A person that says or does things so unbelievably stupid that you feel the burning urge to smack them (repeatedly) upside the head.
Jim: Hey Bob, did you know that Mr. T was actually white?
Bob: (walks over, smacks Jim across the head) You fucking smacktard, do you even know what you're saying?
by Baron Von Kristophe June 1, 2007
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shastard

it's a shorter way of calling someone a shitty bastard.

shitty + bastard = shastard

pronounced (shass-turd)
stop annoying me u SHASTARD!!!!
by Nefty June 26, 2006
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Saathtard

Saathtard (noun)

Often times, a saathtard is smells like shittingson while still maintaining the nigger nugget personality. Much like a mcdumbass, saathtard has the capabilities of inhaling anal farticles via his asshole. This can often times lead to explosions of gas chambers in the anal underworld causing chaos of all the shittards that live their causing them to become niggerpotamus. The niggerpotamus will fly out the ass cheeks when shittingson has reached the final stage the nuclear bomb will go off killing millions
Watch out for that saathtard becoming crusty for farts

Saathtard is coonery of the left nostril

The bootyflakingson was extracted my the shittingsons to form Saathtard
by Anus Enlightenment October 27, 2016
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Smashtasticate

To absolutely destroy something, beat it into the ground, completely annihilate.

Can also be used to demonstrate how thoroughly you've beaten somebody in a competition such as a game or sport.
We smashtasticated them guys at football last night!
That dog got smashtasticated by that car!
I'm gonna smashtasticate this guy with a baseball bat.
by TheSmashtasticator November 27, 2016
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