speedtard

Somebody so retarded, their stupidity can only be the result of massive ammounts of illegal substances.

Everyone who gives negative reviews on Fanfiction.net is a complete speedtard.

by Protodude June 24, 2004

sloptard

a person how is both a slop and a tard; a person who has already been considered a lazy, sloppy dumbass that shits the bed at everything he attempts; grotesque in appearance with the mind of a third grader

"Look at that dude taking a shit by that tree." "What a fucking sloptard!"

by dpmoney August 5, 2012

sleepthroat

Putting your entire penis inside the agape mouth of a sleeping person.

"Dude, Kris was asleep on his cot and I sleepthroated him."

by LiveFatDieYoung April 14, 2014

sleeptarded

Being tired enough to the point that it affects your mental capabilities.

Man I was so sleeptarded that i failed my math test.

by Nathan Sexalisciousness March 30, 2009

Sleepadelic

Any substance with Oneirogenic effects; producing twilight sleep, hypnogaugia, lucid dreaming, intense visions, or euphoria during repose, but which have little or no effect on an alert wakeful consciousness.

"That stuff I ordered online didn't do much for me until I fell asleep-- and man was it ever sleepadelic!"

by Coz the Shroom October 16, 2011

Sleepad

Sleepad is when you're asleep and hear an advert.

Person1:"I left my TV on last night, so I heard a sleepad."

by craig tuckers #1 fan REAL November 22, 2022

Sleeptrabaiting

When a man wakes up choking his chicken and blasting the butter sauce.

"I woke Jenny up last night sleeptrabaiting and she finished me off."

by KDnJenster February 25, 2023