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A place in the bathroom where a person can rub soap & run warm water all over there naked body
Chad : Mmm! Dam Michelle your naked body is so hot! Ahhh!
Michelle : Thanks Chad so are you gonna rub it or Fuck it?
Chad : Mmm! Im gonna Fuck the shit out of it!
Michelle : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Wife : Hey guy's dinner's ready wow I wish you would Fuck my pussy like that! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhh! Hey honey try to keep it warm for us I still need to Fuck Michelle in the ass!
Michelle : Oh Chad I must warn you when guy's Fuck me in the ass I tend to poo!
Chad : Who cares my wife can clean it up!
Michelle : Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort! AhhhUhhhhOhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh Squishy!
Chad's Wife : Wow I wish you would fuck me in the ass so I can poo all over you dick! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Damn we got poo and cum all over the bed and us guess we need to Shower! (wink)
Michelle : Oh Chad you just want to rub soap all over my hot naked body and Fuck me in the Shower!
Chad : Oh baby you know I do! Hey honey can you clean up this mess while me and Michelle Fuck in the Shower!
Chad's Wife : Wow I wish you would Fuck me in the Shower! (sniff) (sniff)
Shower by SlopNChop November 26, 2018
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The Male word for having a nosh. Everyone knows what you're really up too.
Guy 1: I'm gonna go for a shower, brb
Guy 2: nosh.
Guy 3: damn, you got me.
Shower by Lord Lemon II October 11, 2013
A person whose penis is the same size flaccid as when erect.
Bill: "Damn, Jayna keeps bragging about how her boyfriend has a 3" flaccid penis!"
Jack: "LOL, is anybody going to tell her he's a shower, not a grower?!"
"Drink the milk of paradise"/orgasm/female ejaculation.
I just showered- I came so hard wetness is dripping down my legs, the bed is soaked and the floor is slippery!
Shower by Jessica Stephanie. June 19, 2010
when a man ejaculates in a womans hand and then procedes to urinate on the woman and the woman rubs the semen into their hair and use it as shampoo, then wash it away with the mans urine.
shower by Cory Jensen January 17, 2007
Something that is cool or awesome. Some legit shit.
"Hey dude I just nailed this really hot girl"
"shower"
shower by cbobrob March 15, 2010
Spanish word that means a location to have sex while a female is menstruating.
Manda is on her period, so her Pappi Kev and her decided to take a sexy siesta in the shower.
Shower by emlaire February 10, 2013