shmegma

Shmegma is a waxy like white stuff that is on the uncircumsized penis, and if not cleaned daily it will get very cake like and start to smell.

Your shmegma smells!

by mandy August 5, 2003

shmeganed

To get smashed; sloppy drunk.

Dude, I was hella shmeganed last night.

by chewy39 January 3, 2011

Shmigella

Used as an expression to describe any complete idea, thing or process.

I don't buy into the whole shmigella.

by RaineyZ54 January 12, 2012

Shmegster

Originated from the word Shmegma. Shmegma is basically dried sperm and because sperm cells take so long to die, the word Shmegster came to being, meaning a survivor.

You can say “ I’m shmeging it out” which case also mean you’re just going with the flow and living it.

You might hear people say “ just shmeg it out” also means just stay cool and keep shit casual but neat

Doesn’t matter how long it takes I’m all in because I’m a Shmegster.

If you’re gonna Shmeg it out then make sure you keep it casual but neat!

by Shmegs January 30, 2020

shmegmoid

The name of a friendly platypus on Twitter. He loves to say GWAN and enjoys certain things like adderall. He is the roommate of YouTuber Nudah who streams live daily

“Oh looks it’s a tweet from Shmegmoid Johnson.”

by Mercbeamish April 28, 2021

Shmegeggy

A Yiddishism first introduced to the English language in Saul Bellow's classic "Herzog," meaning an unadmirable person.

He better get it this afternoon, that ludicrous shmegeggy! (This is how Bellow's hebrew lawyer describes an opposing counselor).

by Richie Martin September 28, 2008

Shmig

another word for weed, also Shmigging can be used the same as smoking

Yo i was at Big Ts last night and we shmigged this fine shmig, you wanna shmig tonight? I am soooo shmigged right now

by rek tirk gaj October 13, 2005