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Shurmuring

A term used to describe underachieving or lack of preparation. Often disguised as progress, Shurmuring often leads to ridicule and termination.
Uncle Tony: Boy ole Pat really has been Shurmuring the last few weeks.

Ricky: Yeah, but doesn't he always? How has he kept his job this long?

Uncle Tony: Because he has shown some significant progress
by bestofud October 18, 2012
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Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself
Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.
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szlurmi

Szlurmi can be used to describe a person or an object . It isnt a swear word.
Invented by katy smith
She is so szlurmi
That table is so szlurmi
by Krumpli September 10, 2020
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shlurfin

for white people to use instead of the n word. don’t be racist children
yael: hey shlurfin what’s up my shlurfin
gabi: what’s a shlurfin
yael: the n word for white people since i’m not racist. don’t be racist children
by lil shlurfin March 6, 2021
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shlumptasha

Shlumptasha is a powerful Goddess which has cured cancer and many other diseases. Those who believe in Slumponwallz also pray to Shlumptasha. Thanks to (fatz ellie ary)
Boy: Yo ive been feeling sick lately.

Boy 2: Bro just pray to Shlumptasha shes a goddess who once you pray to she cures your pain.
by sillygoose400 July 19, 2021
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slurm

a really tastey beverage consisting of vodka and mountain dew! or citrus drop mixed together in a pint glass for a refreshing and invigorating way to enjoy any vodka!...
"just made a fresh batch of slurm lets get trashed n talk politics ! yeah right ha drink some."

"just got some citrus drop and some vodka ........lets pop the drop and make some slurm!"
by slermin rhodes tobias January 20, 2009
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Shlum

The act of chillin, loungin' , or doing nothing at all is to shlum

I would also call someone who is a 'hermit' a shlum
Rick - "Hey man what r u sayin?"
Pablo - "Not a whole lot just shlummin' it"

Mallen - "Look at you, you shlum"

Chris - "Goto school you shlum"

Chris - "Fuckin get a job, you shlum"

" Go out and do somethin and quit shlummin it!"
by Chris Danks April 11, 2008
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