szlurmi

Szlurmi can be used to describe a person or an object . It isnt a swear word.
Invented by katy smith

She is so szlurmi
That table is so szlurmi

by Krumpli September 10, 2020

Slurmin

Sucking a niggas dick

My ex was slurmin last night

by LitesouT January 25, 2017

szurmiak

a kind of a forest mushroom found in Europe. It could be used to prepare soups or ice-creams.

what a tasty szurmiak soup.

by -------------------------!---- September 30, 2010

szurmiak

A small but fearless, extremely fury kind of a weasel. Szurmiak can be found mainly mountain pine forests. It is known to occasionally attack tourists.

If you see spot a Szurmiak, run!!!

by ---!---!--- September 30, 2010

slurming

The movement of a snail or slug on a solid surface. The sound is very similar to one slurping away on a straw, or or very bad kissing

Look at that slugg slurming away.

by TheTrueMagicTurtle March 5, 2019

Slurmitus

A type of STI Sexually Transmitted Infection that can cause a myriad of symptoms that can lead to heart failure.
They include chest discomfort, reddening of nether regions, nausea, indigestion, severe rash, heartburn, stomach pain, dizziness, throat or jaw pain, being easily exhausted, sweating, and arrhythmia.

Note: Symptoms similar to those of a heart attack and/or stroke.

Doctor: I'm afraid you've contracted Slurmitus...
Patient: Really? Is there a vaccine?
Doctor: I'm sorry but as of now a successful vaccine does not exist.

by Dr. Sanders MD Inter. Medicine June 4, 2019

Slurmify

To info drop someone about a certain slurm.

Im about to Slurmify you on Cyberpunk Slurm.
I was Slurmified the other day.

by TheRealidentifier June 28, 2025