A small but fearless, extremely fury kind of a weasel. Szurmiak can be found mainly mountain pine forests. It is known to occasionally attack tourists.

If you see spot a Szurmiak, run!!!

szurmiak by ---!---!--- September 30, 2010

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slurming

The movement of a snail or slug on a solid surface. The sound is very similar to one slurping away on a straw, or or very bad kissing

Look at that slugg slurming away.

slurming by TheTrueMagicTurtle March 5, 2019

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Slurmitus

A type of STI Sexually Transmitted Infection that can cause a myriad of symptoms that can lead to heart failure.
They include chest discomfort, reddening of nether regions, nausea, indigestion, severe rash, heartburn, stomach pain, dizziness, throat or jaw pain, being easily exhausted, sweating, and arrhythmia.

Note: Symptoms similar to those of a heart attack and/or stroke.

Doctor: I'm afraid you've contracted Slurmitus...
Patient: Really? Is there a vaccine?
Doctor: I'm sorry but as of now a successful vaccine does not exist.

Slurmitus by Dr. Sanders MD Inter. Medicine June 4, 2019

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Slurmify

To info drop someone about a certain slurm.

Im about to Slurmify you on Cyberpunk Slurm.
I was Slurmified the other day.

Slurmify by TheRealidentifier June 28, 2025

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