shlurms

The best people you'll ever meet
A group of people who are crazy ass partyers
They drink a lot

They are super fucking fun

If u are part of shlurms u r a mother fucking cool ass bitch

U get all the hot light skin motherfuckers
Be a shlurm

Just a bunch of bronx bitches

HOES :shlurms

by Zolg123 May 1, 2018

shlumsack

vinegary smelly balls. like when you wake up in the morning after your morning wood and you go to feel your balls. and pull your hand out and smell it. you think to yourself... what the hell did i dip my balls in? a combination of Indian food wrapped in a baby's used diaper or some sort overly expired vinegar and chlorine? and then you realize no. i forgot to take a shower last month.

dude did you get a wiff of his shlumsack?
yeah that was pretty figity.

omg i just got a huge wiff of someones shlumsack!
how expired was it?
id say atleast a few months.

two girls talking:
and the worst part about it was his smelly shlumsack.
how bad was it?
atleast a few months.

by Big Mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008

Slurms

To be used when someone looks or has the features of a slug. Taken from the lovable character Slurms Mckenzie from Futurama.

Hey Slurms,

Ashley Clark your such a Slurms,

Get out of my house Slurms.

by Tezmosis February 1, 2009

shlurmp

when you eat a guys poopy asshole and you spread the shit all over his crack

Guy1: Yo i heard Mike likes to shlurmp todd
Guy2: What a faggot

by butternoot1 October 21, 2017

Shlurm

A group of ugly, uneducated, unemployed females that are boujjee as fuck and are from the ghetto. Jk ther not ugly!

Wow those shlurms are boujee!
Dayumm yano what I’m sayin shmuney?!
Ya they are some smexy mofos!

by Shmoley aka fettys baby mama May 14, 2018

Shlerms

Or ‘the shlerms’ are them head noises you hear when your in a hole after doing way too much ketamine.

I’ve got the fucking shlerms again. Guess I’ll be Rolling around in the bed all night

by Knowlsey boy March 13, 2021

SLURMS

disorder, disturbance, commotion, to cause annoyance

''Stop being such a slurms.''
or
''You're being such a slurms, just get over it!''

by ten hairy toes December 6, 2005