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Noun - A female scientist with the name Schwartz, whos alter ego is a wizard, thus becoming a
SCHWIZARD
"Watch out for the Schwizard, she's meaner then Snape!"

"I was following Mrs. Schwartz down a dark alley and all of a sudden she became a SCHWIZARD."

"Dude, what is Mrs. Schwartz gonna be for Halloween?"
"I don't know... maybe a Schwizard."
Schwizard by spittni March 1, 2009
Related Words

schwanawana 

the weird hairs on the sides of girl's heads that never grow. ie: awkward girl sideburns
Susanna: " Geeze why does my hair look so weird?"
Amanda: "Duh it's the schwanawanas that are messing it up."
schwanawana by awkwarddancer October 30, 2009

schwazzeld

So drunk that you are passed black out but still pounding until the sun comes up.
We were so schwazzeld last night that we used the whole fire extinguisher in the house and all the furniture was in the pool!
schwazzeld by otac R March 24, 2011
used by the younger generation (born 1995-1996) to replace any word to exclude a name place or verb or just for comical ammusment.

pronounced ;

(shh-wa-maa)
instead of ;

josh is over there

it would be

Schwama is over there

'or'
josh is schwama there

'or'
Schwama is over schwama
Schwama by wade-luke-josh October 29, 2012
1) slang for a q-tip
Hey man, pass me a cotton schwaab

Ok man, why don't you just say q-tip?
schwaab by hollapeño May 3, 2016
The sound you make when you relax. A sigh of relief
When that cop didn't write me a ticket I was like schwaaa
Schwaaa by drtycrty October 2, 2017