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Noun - A female scientist with the name Schwartz, whos alter ego is a wizard, thus becoming a
SCHWIZARD
"Watch out for the Schwizard, she's meaner then Snape!"

"I was following Mrs. Schwartz down a dark alley and all of a sudden she became a SCHWIZARD."

"Dude, what is Mrs. Schwartz gonna be for Halloween?"
"I don't know... maybe a Schwizard."
Schwizard by spittni March 1, 2009
Words you can keep
A shortened version of "shit wizard", see Shit Wizard
you are a total shizard.
A what?
You know, a shit wizard
shizard by Johann Spengler June 26, 2008

shlizard 

Dude.. it's Friday, let's go get shlizard
shlizard by rusty shakleford 96 November 26, 2015

Schlizards

A Schlizard is a Slime Snake Lizard
*walks to one of your homies* you one my Schlizards💯

schwetarded 

After becoming schwastey or even schwasted, one may choose to continue to consume alcohol in order to reach the next level of intoxication- schwetarded.

One who is schwetarded might urinate in an elevator, approach young professors at bars, invade college computer clusters to spin in the chairs, throw ecstasy-girl dance parties, or even write grammatically horrendous letters of satisfaction to alcohol bottling companies that have contributed to their fun.
You were schwastey last night!!

Maybe when you saw me, but I was definitely schwetarded by the end of the night.
schwetarded by Bingham Hall May 28, 2008

Schwardak 

A nickname for the combined forces of Josh Schwartz and Chris Fedak. Known as the co-creators and executive producers of the television show CHUCK which airs on NBC.
Darlton:"Lost"::Schwardak:"Chuck"
Schwardak by rexsigma January 11, 2010

saswizard 

Dude, did you see that saswizard? he turned me into a frog!
saswizard by saswizard May 9, 2023
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