Schwizard
Noun - A female scientist with the name Schwartz, whos alter ego is a wizard, thus becoming a
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shizard
shizard by Johann Spengler June 26, 2008
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Schwizard • Schlizards • saswizard • Schwardak • schwetarded • Schwillard Switch • schwizled • shizard • shlizard • sex wizard
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schwetarded
After becoming schwastey or even schwasted, one may choose to continue to consume alcohol in order to reach the next level of intoxication- schwetarded.
One who is schwetarded might urinate in an elevator, approach young professors at bars, invade college computer clusters to spin in the chairs, throw ecstasy-girl dance parties, or even write grammatically horrendous letters of satisfaction to alcohol bottling companies that have contributed to their fun.
One who is schwetarded might urinate in an elevator, approach young professors at bars, invade college computer clusters to spin in the chairs, throw ecstasy-girl dance parties, or even write grammatically horrendous letters of satisfaction to alcohol bottling companies that have contributed to their fun.
You were schwastey last night!!
Maybe when you saw me, but I was definitely schwetarded by the end of the night.
Maybe when you saw me, but I was definitely schwetarded by the end of the night.
schwetarded by Bingham Hall May 28, 2008
Schwardak
A nickname for the combined forces of Josh Schwartz and Chris Fedak. Known as the co-creators and executive producers of the television show CHUCK which airs on NBC.
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