Seasonal Shrinkage

The proven theory that penises are smaller during winter and therefore cant be measured reliably during these months.

It was the first time she saw my penis, but due to seasonal shrinkage i made a bad impression.

by Carl Pontusson August 15, 2017

head shrinker

A psychologist (derogatory).

See also: shrink.

"I've been going to a head shrinker to deal with my anxiety problems and to make the voices in my head shut up."

by xido November 7, 2004

shrinkage

What happens to your pecker in cold water. From a Seinfeld episode.

"Lorena, I don't really have a needle dick. I just got out of the pool!"
"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"

by Octopod November 21, 2003

Shrink wrap

condom, condoms.

gimmie my shrink wrap.

by C.J. Henry February 22, 2004

Schinkenspalter

German slang expression for someone who is gay

Schinken = Ham, also German slang for ass
Spalter = someone who splits/divides/cracks something

"Er ist 'n Schinkenspalter!" (He is gay)

by rueganerin February 10, 2009

elbow shrink

The creatively secret way of referring to black people, or people of African American descent. It originates from the word negro, which sounds like "knee grow" and the opposite of knee grow is "elbow shrink."

The elbow shrink named Darius, who has polio, is around the corner rapping to himself while shooting hoops.

by Geoffrey Jefferson February 4, 2008

Schurink

An extraordinary tiny penis arising as a result of "fallus parvus," an STD infection that originated in Cambodia. The disease can be carried by women but the symptoms only affect men.

"Hey, how was last night?
- Omg, he had a schurink!"

by Revenge! April 14, 2009