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Schlitz shits

When you drink a 4-pack of schlitz and leave mud on the inside of the toilet bowl.
Nikolas is immune to the Schlitz shits cause he's a drunk.
by Tiburon305 February 10, 2010
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Schlite

(1) a term of endearment used in greeting for respect. identifies the other person as someone worth of respect and trust.

(2) *alternate definition*
-an insult tastefully used against enemies.
(1) What’s good my schlite! 🤝
(2) You’re a schlite ass mf! 🖕
by shay/// April 19, 2022
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schlitz

the drunkest you can get for $3.
let's see. i can get a mickey of vodka, or 5 litres of schlitz...i gotta take the schlitz!
by Drama_King January 27, 2009
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Schnitzelbank

1. A tool used for woodworking in Germany before the industrial revolution.

2. A humorous German song popular among German Americans interested in teaching German to their children.
"Ist Das nicht ein Schnitzelbank?"
by Richard Romo June 10, 2009
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Schlitz

n. A hilariously named beer originally brewed in Milwaukee by Joseph Schlitz.

It can (and will) get you drunk for a reasonable price. It tastes decent which has no connection to its funny name. It has experienced a recent revival due to the comeback of old school beers.

Its really not that bad at all, even though its from Milwaukee. Its better than Milwaukee's Best...which doesn't make sense and isn't very good. And its older than Old Milwaukee, which doesn't make sense either and also doesn't taste very good.

Naturally, any Schlitz will taste like Schlitz. Its not a light beer so you can still feel manly with some Schlitz in your hand. If you decide to take a Schlitz, make sure you share your Schlitz with others.
Chad: Yo man, pass me one of em brewskis, bro.
Brendan: No problem chief!
Chad: Ah jeez, this beer is Grolsch, dude!
Brendan: First of all, its not that bad, and second of all its Schlitz!
Chad: Ahhh, no wonder this beer tastes like Schlitz!
by applejack42 February 12, 2010
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Schnitzel job

when your bitch places a piece of schnitzel on your sack and takes a bite out of both.
Kim Kardashian, "i enjoyed giving you a schnitzel job last night. I hope that Klhoe doesn't find out."

Lamar, "Me to. My balls are still hurting a little though."
by schnitzel man December 24, 2010
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Schlitterbahn

Listed in order of most frequent usage:
1. An under-aged girl that is unusually attractive and often hit on with the thought of intercourse. This interaction is later followed with the excuse of her over-developed body shape.
2. To move a girl's hair out of her face with the use of a penis.
3. When pronounced quickly: Slit-her-baun may refer to the slitting of a girl's "baun." This refers to a method of violence often used in renaissance terms for the act of slicing a "baun" in half.
4. A chain of water parks located in Texas and Kansas.
1. "Hey pass me the jelly, I think I have a hard-on for this schlitterbahn."
2. "Babe, would you mind?"
"Yes, my dear" *thwak*
"Mmm that was good, thanks for the schlitterbahn"
3. "This is a rather awkward situation...it appears that I have schlitterbahned."
4. "Hey, I have a pass to Schlitterbahn..yay..it's beef jerky time."
by Jsneezy June 10, 2009
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