vicious survey

While sitting in a public space, especially where all or most are sitting and shall be sitting for a while, one can succumb to vicious survey. This happens to people who are old or complicated or conscientious or lonely enough to feel guilty about or be indifferent to watching attractive men and women, or even people. So when they casually look around, if their ocular interaction with a man or woman's figure in one corner or end of the space amounts to something more than a glance, they make up for it by looking at the other corner or end, to establish a lack of interest or curiosity. If that end or corner too holds a man or woman's figure, and the visual moment transcends a glance, then that person would fall into vicious survey. He would not be able to contemplate or concentrate, and would survey the place continuously until the world is desolate again.

Pandu thought he would sit in the park for a long time, but he yielded to a vicious survey of the place and had to come back to his room, either out of pain in the neck or plain disgust, or both. Same happened to his house-mate Chaman in the pub.

by moul June 3, 2014

Survey

1) A public opinion poll.

2) To measure/inspect.

1) The survey showed that 27% of Americans actually listen to and enjoy disco.

2) He surveyed his new home, eventually deciding that he had been ripped off by the old couple that had previously lived there.

1) Survey says, "You're an idiot."

by Diggity Monkeez January 19, 2005

Polls & Surveys

Polls and Surveys is a section on Yahoo Answers, like the person who defined P&S said. It use to be a lot of fun. Avi games USE to be popular. Users treat their "contacts" like "friends". Its also known for insecure 13 year old girls who go on google and find a pic of a "pretty girl" and set that as their avatar to get attention, because in real life they're ugly and/or have no friends. Then they get busted because their pics never change, or someone sees it on google. Now its a bunch of stupid ass losers who can't take a joke. If you don't have a Formspring, you're a P&S loser. Most of the cool people left...

Actually everyone on there is a loser, but at least some of them are funny losers.

LOL, OMG, I can't believe Bree was fake!!!

You need to make a Formspring!!!! I need to waste life talking to you, because you're a stranger who live 762354672 miles away!!!

*inserts sexual innuendo here*

I can't wait to post stupid questions in Polls & Surveys about how cool my contacts are!

by Peanutbutterfudge December 23, 2010

survey

Survey or Surveying is typically used when a person recognizes the qualities in a member of the opposite sex.

1)
Friend: Hey man did you see that chick?
You: Yeah I surveyed that ass.

2)
Friend: Hey did you do any surveying at Wal-Mart today?
You: Naw, didn't see anything I was impressed with

3)
Friend: Hey man you coming to the pool hall?
You: Is there anything worth surveying over here?

by Joseph Thomas & Shaun Ladd April 18, 2006

short survey

What UrbanDictionary keeps on asking me to do!

Ok i give up, i will click your link!

by Arran August 3, 2003

american community survey

Intrusive 24-page survey that Americans will be required by the Census Bureau to fill out every year. It asks questions such as how many bathrooms you have in your house and how many miles you travel to work.

It's mandatory and you can be fined $100 per question for not answering.

When I received my American Community Survey, I crumpled it up and threw it away.

by shadowhawk September 27, 2004

survey

What a bunch of shit-eating teenagers post in their equally annoying MySpace blogs and LiveJournal entries. No one ever reads them because no one cares what toothpaste their friends use, but they love filling them out themselves because they think they're hot shit.

"Dude check out that 1000-question survey on my LiveJournal!"

"No thanks, I think I'll study for that big History test instead. Get a life."

by Morbidia June 4, 2005