A rectal catastrophe of sorts....includes and not limited to 1 man 1 glass sort of disasters..you get the picture...your asshole will never be the same after a rectastrophe
Guy 1: Hey my friend gonna try shoving a beehive up his ass,,
Guy 2: Sounds like its gonna end in a rectastrophe
Guy 2: Sounds like its gonna end in a rectastrophe
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Mental condition which relates to the momentary feeling of utter panic you suffer when you wake up in a different location to your normal place of sleep (i.e. Your bed at home) having forgotten you were sleeping somewhere else.
Guy who wakes up- Jesus! Where the F**k am I? Oh right…I’m staying at a hotel this weekend. Phew. That was a bad case of wrong room recall.
by KEJIAN February 26, 2009
Get the Wrong room Recall mug.Noun. A person who conceals contraband in his/her/their/y'all people's anal cavity.
Verb. The act of concealing contraband in the anal cavity.
Verb. The act of concealing contraband in the anal cavity.
Ex. 1
C-Dogg: My girl came through with a burner phone, two bindles of black, and zip of white. We need to find someone who can get that shit onto the yard!
Peanut Head: Don't trip rogue. Wes Watson is available to hoop that shit.
C-Dogg: You sure? Between all his paperwork and steroids, are you sure there's enough room up in there?
Peanut Head: It's all good. He's a Rectal Coyote!
Ex. 2
Demetrius approaches DaJuan. He glances around to see if anyone is eavesdropping.
Demetrius: Psst. The Down Low meeting is tonight! You be bringing the Crisco and the man wipes. Keep it on the DL!
DaJuan rubs his hands together and smiles.
DaJuan: Word. And I'll be Rectal Coyoting that shit playa!
Demetrius: And it might be more like Coyote Ugly when it comes out.
C-Dogg: My girl came through with a burner phone, two bindles of black, and zip of white. We need to find someone who can get that shit onto the yard!
Peanut Head: Don't trip rogue. Wes Watson is available to hoop that shit.
C-Dogg: You sure? Between all his paperwork and steroids, are you sure there's enough room up in there?
Peanut Head: It's all good. He's a Rectal Coyote!
Ex. 2
Demetrius approaches DaJuan. He glances around to see if anyone is eavesdropping.
Demetrius: Psst. The Down Low meeting is tonight! You be bringing the Crisco and the man wipes. Keep it on the DL!
DaJuan rubs his hands together and smiles.
DaJuan: Word. And I'll be Rectal Coyoting that shit playa!
Demetrius: And it might be more like Coyote Ugly when it comes out.
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"Furhaven's violent, unwavering vision breathes much-needed fresh air into the stale Testicular Dystopia genre. Scrotal Recall is a triumph." -- Ballbag Film Comment, January 2008.
by Mr Marky January 8, 2009
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A GPS says "recalculating" after you miss a turn it told you to take, then it comes up with a new route based on your current position. It doesn't call you a dumbass, it simply says "recalculating" which lets everyone in the car know you are a dumbass without it having to actually say so.
A GPS says "recalculating" after you miss a turn it told you to take, then it comes up with a new route based on your current position. It doesn't call you a dumbass, it simply says "recalculating" which lets everyone in the car know you are a dumbass without it having to actually say so.
Dude #1: Have some of these great nachos I just made.
Dude #2: Recalculating. Try cheese.
Guy: I'm thinking you're coming home with me tonight.
Girl: Recalculating.
Dude #2: Recalculating. Try cheese.
Guy: I'm thinking you're coming home with me tonight.
Girl: Recalculating.
by spokaman November 16, 2010
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