The slimy, sticky residue left on ones member after engaging in anal sex.
Made up of lube, excrement, sweat and other bodily secretions and in a consistency and quantity that is dependant on the amount and mix of the above and the time and effort put into "blending" them together!
Last night I was pounding away at Natasha's tight little back door, when I finished I pulled out to reveal a thick coating of rectoplasm on my tool. I had to go wash it off as she lay and recovered because she does not like that stuff in her mouth!
More than a fart. Less than a shart. A poopy residue left on your undies from the build up of farting throughout the day. Not quite a skid mark. Looks more like a brown cloud.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.