Having a Ph.D at failing. That is to say, the person is BEYOND failure with lack of a saving grace in the eyes of others.
Often for a marginal error, lacking knowledge or logic based on a specific type of common sense or in some cases a life choice that may not be glorified by the "in" crowd.
Often for a marginal error, lacking knowledge or logic based on a specific type of common sense or in some cases a life choice that may not be glorified by the "in" crowd.
1. Being a 40-year old virgin is a person who phails at life itself.
2. If you phail, you fail at failing and that's the worse.
3. Because you thought Master Chief would hit Smash Bros. Brawl, you phail to understand video games.
4. I asked for a hamburger and you put cheese on it when I didn't ask you to, you phail at taking orders.
2. If you phail, you fail at failing and that's the worse.
3. Because you thought Master Chief would hit Smash Bros. Brawl, you phail to understand video games.
4. I asked for a hamburger and you put cheese on it when I didn't ask you to, you phail at taking orders.
by Maurice D. Guillory December 3, 2006
Get the phail mug.When you Fail so epicly that even the word PHALE does not suit. This is the type of "Failing" the Jews did some 50 years ago. You can not "Fail" any more than this word. This is the supreme cock gobbler of all things "Fail". Epic Phaile, is quite possibly unstoppable. Chuck Norris shat brix when he saw Epic Phaile.
dude1: Haha I made that guy look so gay.
dude2: What did you do?
dude1: I stuck his cock in my mouth and took a picture. Posted that shit on facebook.
dude2: uh...
dude1: Haha yeah he's so a fag now.
dude3: Oh Mah God, You fucking -
Chuck Norris: <interrupting, because he can> Epic Phaile!
dude1: he's still gay right?
dude2: What did you do?
dude1: I stuck his cock in my mouth and took a picture. Posted that shit on facebook.
dude2: uh...
dude1: Haha yeah he's so a fag now.
dude3: Oh Mah God, You fucking -
Chuck Norris: <interrupting, because he can> Epic Phaile!
dude1: he's still gay right?
by MEOMGMEMEME October 16, 2008
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Get the phalanx mug.All Phaelans' are goddesses. They come from a different planet, nothing of this world. They are polite yet not very friendly. They are usually born in early January which makes them Capricorns. True leaders, they are innovative, independent.
They have a natural glow that consumes you, irresistible. They're charm is innocent, yet capturing. They are sweet at heart with a touch of mean. They're beautiful, inside and out. Caring and considerate, they would do almost anything for anyone. They are introverts while also being social butterflies in the right setting.
When they fall in love there is no changing their mind. They are a true romantic and fall hard. The perfect companion, they are the best listeners, lovers, givers. Once you break their heart, expect to never be able to reach out to them again. Anyone would be lucky to have one.
Oh and don't fuck with a Phaelan, they can be cold as hell. They'll be real cool and then cut you off quick.
They have a natural glow that consumes you, irresistible. They're charm is innocent, yet capturing. They are sweet at heart with a touch of mean. They're beautiful, inside and out. Caring and considerate, they would do almost anything for anyone. They are introverts while also being social butterflies in the right setting.
When they fall in love there is no changing their mind. They are a true romantic and fall hard. The perfect companion, they are the best listeners, lovers, givers. Once you break their heart, expect to never be able to reach out to them again. Anyone would be lucky to have one.
Oh and don't fuck with a Phaelan, they can be cold as hell. They'll be real cool and then cut you off quick.
by fromtheWestsidewithLove August 9, 2019
Get the Phaelan mug.When something isn't phallic, it's just PHAILLIC. As in, fail. Something supposed to resemble a dick, but it fails.
by Skipper the Kitten March 28, 2009
Get the phaillic mug.Jonny wished he had thrown a few mentos down the shoot before plunging his face and future into the vitriole. We dont see Jonny anymore, phalangitis has him by the balls
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