pert near

If this word is used then you have located a hillbilly redneck.

I'm pert near to pushing that goat through that fence.

by ORMMER November 6, 2010

pert norg

A Norweigan; a fine mammary gland in the singular

A gust of wind momentarily exposed Ritas left breast. What a pert norg!

by Clungefest June 29, 2006

pert’near

Close to this time

It’s pert’near time to start a new career

by Lady Delilah February 20, 2024

x-pert

An X-pert is a reference to a disc jockey from the wedding industry that handles himself in both a fun and professional way

Wow! Did you see her dj last night? He had to be an X-Pert!

by Kidd Kahunna March 31, 2011

Dos Equis-pert

A person who knows a lot about beer, particularly a certain kind of beer. Often also a connoisseur.

Steve: Dude! Bob just told me how many calories, grams of fat, and percent daily value of vitamin D that a bottle of Dos Equis has, without even looking at the label!
John: What a Dos Equis-pert!

by a Dos Equis-pert June 30, 2011

Sam Pert

A total bender, who can often be seen fucking his cats ass. He is also known to have gay sex with his two bum buddies, B b b Bradley and Bruno.
Obviously Sam is the bottom

Hey did you guys see Sam Pert the other day, what a nonce!

by Jimmy diddler December 6, 2018

perts

This is short for pertinent information.

Coworker: I've got a potential customer on line 2 for you.
Response: What are the perts?
Coworker: It's a woman named Josephine Dokes. She's got an afghan hound and she saw our ad for the no-tangle pet comb.

by goose_on_a_roof February 28, 2018