pert

a variation of mert, if the person merting you's first/last name begins with a P.

"dude you just got pert'ed" - ala, Posey-Mert

by john December 25, 2004

Dos Equis-pert

A person who knows a lot about beer, particularly a certain kind of beer. Often also a connoisseur.

Steve: Dude! Bob just told me how many calories, grams of fat, and percent daily value of vitamin D that a bottle of Dos Equis has, without even looking at the label!
John: What a Dos Equis-pert!

by a Dos Equis-pert June 30, 2011

pert

to pick veg/friuts off sombody else propordy

i pert on my friends house

by [e-mail] November 3, 2022

Pert

An adjective for attractiveness.

The example below is meant to be read in the movie intro voice that is low pitched and says, “in a world…”

Additionally the last word of the example is the movie title.

In a world of ridonkculus monkeys, one pert chiqurrita defines a whole new fruit, JANGO!

by Random Human… January 3, 2025

Sam Pert

A total bender, who can often be seen fucking his cats ass. He is also known to have gay sex with his two bum buddies, B b b Bradley and Bruno.
Obviously Sam is the bottom

Hey did you guys see Sam Pert the other day, what a nonce!

by Jimmy diddler December 6, 2018

Pert

Same definition as “periodt” originated from a group of people bypassing chat rules and quickly spread around the roblox community

“Lolz this dress is cute”

“Pert”

by Fatcowlolz December 4, 2020

Pert

A very cool person that is the best and most strongest guy ever

The pert is cool

by Otto aabots November 22, 2023