Things that people don't find funny because they are fucking pussies who can't take a joke! Some people would even call it "racist". Well shame on them!
Some offensive jokes include:
1. How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
2. What do you call a group of white men running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a group of Mexicans running down a hill?
A mudslide.
What do you call a bunch of black men running down a hill?
911, there has been a jail break!
3. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is used to carry groceries!
1. How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
2. What do you call a group of white men running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a group of Mexicans running down a hill?
A mudslide.
What do you call a bunch of black men running down a hill?
911, there has been a jail break!
3. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is used to carry groceries!
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"Exactly!"
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"Jesus C-NO NOT POSSIBLE HES A SLENDER MONSTER"
"Sexual Offenderman is really expandable and fun to draw!"
"Exactly!"
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