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Offensive Jokes

Things that people don't find funny because they are fucking pussies who can't take a joke! Some people would even call it "racist". Well shame on them!
Some offensive jokes include:

1. How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

2. What do you call a group of white men running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a group of Mexicans running down a hill?
A mudslide.
What do you call a bunch of black men running down a hill?
911, there has been a jail break!

3. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is used to carry groceries!
by J-to the Dizzle January 19, 2019
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offense

When someone's feelings are hurt, often results in great things being removed.
Offense is the main cause of comedy removal.
by Skelwor August 10, 2009
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Sexual Offenderman

An online persona of a sexual rapist slenderlike creature. He will give you any rose of your favorite color if known to him and if taken that person will be his next victim. He was first created as another way of avoiding the sexual content put out by people for slenderman and takes the place. Arc was the original creator of "offender" to be used by the general internet.
"Oh my , my super powerful oc would TOTALLY kill Sexual Offenderman if he ever tried to get her!"
"No fangirl...no"

"I want Sexual Offenderman to give me BABIES"
"Jesus C-NO NOT POSSIBLE HES A SLENDER MONSTER"

"Sexual Offenderman is really expandable and fun to draw!"
"Exactly!"
by Isplr February 11, 2017
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first time offence

Someone's first time having sex. AKA loss of virginity.
GUY: OH was it her first time offence?

ME: Ye I guess you could say i'm a first time offender
by BerzerkGOAT February 14, 2017
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offing myself

it means killing myself but i’m a way that it won’t get you suspended on twitter.
Can’t believe i tweeted that… I’m offing myself.
by rallies June 30, 2021
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Ofentse

a kind, caring, sweet person. he can come off as naive at first, but if you get to know him, you will realize that he know's a lot. A Ofentse is a great person to have fun with. Sarcastic at times, but not in a mean way. Ofentse is a great friend, and would die for his best friend. S
he worries about her friends and family, and is scared that something will happen to them. he does what he thinks can help, and is great for giving advise to people, not so great at following his own advise. Sometimes ofentse's are misunderstood, and sensitive to little things. Although sensitive, he will defend herself and it is not a good idea to get on the bad side of a Ofentse. With a creative mind, and a wild imagination, a Ofentse can use her mad ideas for creative things, as well as plans for revenge. he will defend her music, art, friends and family like his life depended on it. Usually an animal lover, and great at art, a Ofentse is a smart, loyal, caring person, who will listen to people complaining about everything and not wish to interrupt with his problems. he can be shy and quiet but is usually hyper and loud, with his friends. he will love to laugh and says the wackiest things, to make people laugh. he is an amazing person, with sparkling eyes and a thin small frame. Cute, cuddly, huggable and sweet, a Ofentse is an amazing person to know, and better yet to be friends with, as he cares for everyone's problems.
I love my Bestfriend, what's his name?
Ofentse ofcourse.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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We should be friends more often

Used when you want to do things that friends do with someone more often. It can be anything.
Person 1: Hey I haven't seen you in a while...
Person 2: I know, we should be friends more often.
Person 1: Yeah
Person 3: Fuck you
by SabazouJSL April 23, 2009
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