Mastropaolo

Mastropaolo typically an Italian male, almost godlike due to his sculptured appearance and masculine facial hair. Women want him for themselves, guys want to be him. The usual penis length ranges from 11 to 13 inches. Also, a master in any trade you can think of. Usually a starting athelete. Usually goes for the hottie in a group but from expirence realizes the hot ones usually have the most problems, which then found the formula of finding out which girls are bitches and which ones they can stick their dick into for eternity. If you find a mastropaolo, don't pursue, if its meant to be, he will pursue you.

Example 1:

Girl 1: omg Susie, do you see that sexy man over there?

Susie: yeah I've been staring at him all night. But he's a mastropaolo, so I'm waiting for him.

Example 2:
Rick: look at that dude. Makes me want have an absence of dick so I can be with him.

Ricks gf: I know what you mean. Mastropaolo's do fuck so good. (looks over at Rick and starts crying)

by The Master of Paolo February 3, 2010

Martrice

She Can Be The Most Amazing Girl You Ever Meet , Hides A Lot Of Her Pain By Laughter And Being Funny. When She Loves Someone She Really Loves Hard. If She's About You It's Only You And No One Can Stop Or Sperate That From Her. She Has A Great Personality Very Upbeat , Athletic ,Great Cook , Great With Kids And Is All Around A Fantastic Person. But Take That As A Weakness She Is Very Strong And Not Scared To Show Shes Boss .

Hey Martrice Nice He Today.

by Juicy Kidd January 7, 2017

Mastrubatorium

A room in your home, office or other personal space devoted solely to the act of mastrubating.

what are you doing bro?" "Nothing, sitting in the mastrubatorium wacking it.

by crushinskullz 1 February 22, 2011

half mastin

The act of having sex without a full erection. Usually occurs when one is conciously grossed out by the person he is having sex with, but engaging her in sexual intercourse anyway just for the sake of busting a nut or due to sheer boredom. Almost always is sensationaless and unsatisfying, and prevalence almost always increases when drugs and alchohol are involved.

"Yo you fuck that bitch last night"?
"Yea, it was awful though, she was so doggish I was half mastin but I went through with it anyway cuz I'm a trooper."

by c slappa March 29, 2010

Mastering Engineering

A program that allows students to do assignments online. It is designed to make the life of engineering students suck more than it already does.

Student A: Hey did you do mastering engineering?
Student B: Yeah, here's my answer.
Student A: Hey it won't accept the same answer!
Student B: Our numbers are different! DAMMIT!!
Student C: Try taking a ratio of your numbers and her answer...
*ponder for a while*
Student B: Okay plug that in...
Student A: Time ran out! ARGH!!

by HaruhiSuzuki November 30, 2010

mastering physics

An online homework assignment website that will start off by robbing you 50 bucks for a 25 letter serial code, then go on to rape you by applying an exotic method of late penalties. During the first 50 minutes after the due time, usually 11:59 in the evenings for major assignments or 10:00 on the day you have your lecture for reading assignments, 1 percent is taken off for every minute you are late, seconds rounding up. After the first 50 minutes, you the rate of penalty will increase according to an unknown function yet to be reconstructed by me. you will often end up with -1000% with one day's delay.

this particular program is also very sly when it comes to plagerism. in the beginning, it will give all students of a particular class the same question, which encourages you to cheat. Afterwards, it will change the numerical components of a question everytime you tried to do it or show answer after you've completed it.

Due to no notifications, it is very easy to miss an assignment

Ab: What did you get on your mastering physics assignment man?

Horton: Aww shit, there was another one？ I dont know, probably around the negative thousands.

by Ab Horton December 2, 2009

Maastricht Syndrome

The Maastricht Sydrome descibes a lasting, location-dependent sexual low which is supposedly caused by external factors such as stress, work overload, lack of potential sex buddies or other turn-off forces linked to the environment. The Maastricht Sydrome is named after a town in Limburg in the Netherlands where it has been experienced by generations of students. Sexual frustration is generally associated with the Maastricht Syndrome.

I only started studying here 3 weeks ago and one can already detect first symptoms of the Maastricht Syndrome!

Don´t worry it´s not about you, it´s the Maastricht Syndrome. Try your luck somewhere else.

The good thing about the Maastricht Syndrome is that I don´t suffer from sexually tranmitted infections!

by gate crasher x October 23, 2011