Mastribution 

Short for "mass distribution"

Sterling Hamilton: "TweetDeck allows you to mastribute tweets to multiple accounts. you know, like mass distribution... mastribution."

Mastribution by UrbanDEV November 25, 2010

furious mastrabation 

An act of self-pleasure intended purely for the function of dealing with cronic stress. In many cases; this form of masturbation is grossly satirized with descriptions of men grinding their teeth, audibly growling, and exhibiting a pulsating forehead vein.

Larry : Dude writing my thesis fucking sucks. I'm going to fucking kill myself.

Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.

Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.

Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?

Larry : Furious masturbation?

Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.

Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.

furious mastrabation by Darker January 21, 2010

Mastribating

A spot between the hole and the balls that can be stroked, which can result in an orgasm. Mainly preferred by males who hadn't had sex in a long time, or never.

Roberto: Hey Ryan, what mastribating??
Ryan: I heard it's an alternative way of pleasure.

Mastribating by J_H_N April 23, 2009

mastibational 

For something or some event to be an exceptionally amazing experience.

For an event or for some object to be "jizz worthy"

mastibational by Tailhair July 12, 2005

Mastitution 

Means a lot of,mass,a pile

When someone is hitting the nector collector you say c'mon mastitution it!

Mastitution by Chicafire July 28, 2023