Mactarded

The feeling you get when switching from PC to Mac.

I would normally be able to do that on my computer, however I recently switched from PC to Mac and I'm still Mactarded.

by Mistress Julie December 29, 2008

Maggard

The act of burping while getting spanked. :

Little Johnny is on Santa's lap. He wouldn't stop crying so Santa turned him over and Johnny got maggard.

by gackmaggard February 2, 2009

mantards

Mantards is a nondescript term most commonly used to describe body parts on a man or woman. It is purposefully non-gendered and non-specific to achieve both ambiguity and frequency of use, thus increasing its mysteriousness and hilarity. When you run out of things to say about someone who is not there to defend him/her self simply engage in a discussion of their mantards. Or, if you wish to aggrandize someone present, you can praise their mantards. It's the only term that attempts to achieve universatility.

"Dude, don't touch the mantards!"
"I think that girl pulled one of her mantards just now."
"See you later guys, gotta go work the mantards at the gym."
"My mantards are raging! I need a glass of milk!"

by hoserfacedude October 2, 2009

Martard

A Martard is a delusional blonde who thinks that lightning will strike twice in the form of 2 Stanley Cup visits to the state of California. Martards are easily distinguished by their shameless love of Arricks and their pleasing demeanor. When you encounter a Martard, leave them in their natural environment as picking them up may cause other Martards to no longer recognize them and even go so far as to disown them. Martards are a fragile bunch and although they are stunningly cute, they do not make good pets. Injured Martards should immediately be given 6 bottles of beer and released in the nearest Octopus-free body of water.

Although the word was originally believed to have been made to taunt a pretty girl who had an unnatural obsession with Patrick "No Show" Marleau, recent rumors place the origin of this word closer to an individual's obsession with Mustard.

You silly Martard, get off my nuts!

Oh Martard, you make me giggle.

Oh no! That Martard just got flattened by Kronwall!

Watch out Martard, there's Ducks in that water! QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK.

by ArrickW May 28, 2009

maptard

A person that has no clue were anything is on a world map.

Teacher: Were is poland on a world map?

Stupid 16 year old: ItZ Im T3H CaRiBiAn!1!1

Teacher: You maptard...

by magical toaster January 15, 2008

Mastardise

To tweak or rip-off something well known, yet improve it, or have it received as better than.

A good meme is a known pop culture reference, mastardised to ROFL effect.

by CallumFoster December 24, 2019

Colin Maggard

the greatest, most amazing guy in the world. he’s so smart and caring and sweet. he’s got beautiful eyes and is absolutely stunning. there’s no one better looking. he’s amazing at football, as well as anything else he’s involved in. once colin maggard is a part of your life, you never want to lose him, and you’ll do anything possible to keep him.

i am proud to say colin maggard is the best boyfriend in the world.

by colinsgf September 16, 2020