1 definition by hoserfacedude
Mantards is a nondescript term most commonly used to describe body parts on a man or woman. It is purposefully non-gendered and non-specific to achieve both ambiguity and frequency of use, thus increasing its mysteriousness and hilarity. When you run out of things to say about someone who is not there to defend him/her self simply engage in a discussion of their mantards. Or, if you wish to aggrandize someone present, you can praise their mantards. It's the only term that attempts to achieve universatility.
"Dude, don't touch the mantards!"
"I think that girl pulled one of her mantards just now."
"See you later guys, gotta go work the mantards at the gym."
"My mantards are raging! I need a glass of milk!"
"I think that girl pulled one of her mantards just now."
"See you later guys, gotta go work the mantards at the gym."
"My mantards are raging! I need a glass of milk!"
by hoserfacedude October 2, 2009