Little Johnny is on Santa's lap. He wouldn't stop crying so Santa turned him over and Johnny got maggard.
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Julie: What's all that racket down there?
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Julie: What a bunch of dumbasses.
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Get the Magmard Dragoon mug.A Sales Representative known for falsifying information and manipulating customers into using their credit cards for purchases. Often a "Maggart" can be characterized by poor hygiene including greasy hair, inappropriate attire, and breath thats smells like rotten cheese.
Maggart was supposed to be here an hour ago, I need to talk to that beezy she put an order in on my account for 80 kits of bleach and used Doctors credit card!
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