Lurch

a lyrical genius; king of the microphone;

having a captivating voice; making panties wet from speaking

a full time grinder; a real mother fucker

That emcee goes hard but he's no Lurch

by unclebukk May 13, 2011

lurch

a state of delerium and para-consciousness; beyond censsiant recognition of one's own self

Mr. Shree, you keep insisting that I spit on these women and defecated in their general direction, but I was so lurched out, I don't even remember it.

by L.ets U.se R.aunchy C.unt H.ookerz November 12, 2002

lurch

The act of sucking a bubble out of a person's butthole.

My boyfriend came over last night and he lurched me.

by Monita January 7, 2006

Lurch

According to Wikipedia: "Rush Limbaugh, soon joined by other conservative pundits, used the nickname Lurch to describe the tall and slim 2004 Democrat Presidential nominee, Senator John Kerry of Massachusetts."

In 2004, Lurch was defeated by George W Bush

by WordWright May 14, 2011

lurch

verb used to modify the highest state hunger

Damn, if I don't get a burrito in 15 minutes, I might just lurch someone.

by Lurchy Smalls November 12, 2002

lurch

when drinking cum from a small baby elephant

"man i lurched it up big style"

by don motson November 16, 2007

lurch

Tall, slow, loves golf. Ughhhhhh.......... thats all I have............ to say .......................for now.

Ughh... umm.... ummm .... ummm.. ummm... ummmm... ummm ... ummmm ... ummm... ummm... ummm.... ummm... ummm... ummm... ummm.... ummmmgolf???

by Al Gow December 9, 2004