Ass-lancing

Something utterly annoying, irritating, and bothersome, all at the same time.

Ugh reality TV is ass-lancing.

by skittlesqueen February 20, 2003

Ladeling

The code name for spooning: A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons.

Kevin and Michelle were ladeling all night!

by LK2959 January 24, 2011

lanalingus

The act of stimulating the anus of a driver with one's tongue while traveling at speeds exceeding 60 miles per hour on an interstate or other motorway.

I was falling asleep at the wheel, but my bro stepped in and gave me lanalingus all the way to Pensacola.

by Colon Prowell June 6, 2010

lancing

being or acting intensely gay, as in Lance Bass

"I saw your brother lancing with his boyfriend"

by Taylor Cabassa August 20, 2006

Lancing up the situation

1: The act of blocking every single person on your IM friend's list due to yourself being outwitted

2: Upon finding out someone is making fun of your bi-sexuality you yell out the word "Defamation!" and threaten the offender with legal action.

1: Dude, he totally Lanced up the situation when Joe made fun of him.

2: John is being threatened by him because he called him a fag for his bi-curious tendencies.

by CHANTAL DID IT August 28, 2005

Twitter Canceling

When someone did something bad, like make a sex tape or say a racist tweet that someone got ahold of, or found out about.

"Hey, did you hear Warner Bros. is being canceled?"
"Yeah, dude! This is just one of many forms of Twitter Canceling!"

by InsertBoringNameHere November 10, 2020

Lancing

To fabricate beyond belief.

John was lancing when he told me that he jumped from the 5oth story and landed on his feet.

by burny52 August 27, 2006