Joaner

Anyone that trys to showoff, but fails badly.

My boy became a Joaner when he choked on his banana trying to impress his math teacher.

by trampoline man September 27, 2019

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Shawn/Joiner

Shawns/Joiners are typically insane, ridiculous individuals. They like playing Team Fortress 2, but only if by playing, you mean HAXING. They were some of the first people to use words like "Fail," in real life and they're the only people who can fit the word "Headshot" into any conversation. They also do very good impressions.
You will usually be able to recognize a Shawn/Joiner from across the room by his ability to tell of his latest TF2 adventures for at least 10 minutes at a time, in a variety of voices, primarily using the stereotypical "Spy" accent.

Shawn/Joiner
Ash: Did you hear that Shawn kid with a funny accent in the second row talking about "headshot"-ing people? Is he a Russian exchange student?

Alex: No, he's just talking about his latest conquests in TF2.

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Rode: Joiner, quit talking about your video games! I need to start class!

Joiner: Nein!

by AJ^2 January 18, 2010

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de-Jenner-ate

1) The curious process of historical revision whereby a former Olympian can reveal, retroactively, that s/he spent forty years severely questioning his/her own sexual identity, while all the time taking great pains not to allow said sexually ambiguous thoughts to pass into the media.

2) A bipedal hominid who is in no sense of the word a mensch, who has not made a career of M-T-F but still hasn't the guts to cut off his wang and have it splayed open into a plastic pussy; a publicity-grubbing status-seeker and sexual hypocrite.

3) the result of a sex-change operation not to be confused with normal, healthy transsexuals, who has been so corrupted by Hollywood value that s/he thinks that Americans will swallow 40 years of bullcrap just for a photo cover spread and charm offensive.

"Oh, God, there she is again. All OVER the media."

"I wonder if the cereal company will give me back what I paid for my Wheaties box back when she was still a he?"

"It's a very de-Jenner-ate situation."

by al-in-chgo June 8, 2015

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kylie jenner challenge

You take a shot glass or glass cup and suck really hard and when you let go your lips will be gigantic (Usually resulting in bruises and swelling, you are practically ruining your lips)

I did the Kylie Jenner challenge, and now my lips are huge!

by Sksoodkroellw April 21, 2015

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Jonned

Being wasted beyond belief, punking everything that walks, trying to fight anyone even when you know you'll lose, over and over and over again.

(wake up in a boat of the Gulf of Mexico no matter where you're from) "Wow, I was so jonned last night!"

by Afro Jew April 24, 2010

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Kylie Jenner

Previously daughter of Bruce Jenner (now Caitlyn Jenner) and little white child of Kardashian family. Keen to follow in her sister Kim Kardashian's shoes, has bought herself a new body (ass and tits before finishing puberty) and of course plumped her thin lines and fake tanned her white freckle skin into a Latina looking Mrs Potato head. Her aim is to look like a hot half black chic when she really is just as white wonder bread. Catch her taking numerous selfies pouting and raising an eye brow or with older black men who just use her to become the next Kanye west. Also note: she is hotter on Instagram than in real life

"She's got that Kylie Jenner look?"
"What you mean?"
"She a hoe"

by xoxo gossip grl August 13, 2015

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