Person 1: Dude, my computer is running so slow because my brother plays too much habbo.
Person 2: Sorry, but your computer was habboed.
Person 2: Sorry, but your computer was habboed.
by iHateHabboAlot July 26, 2009
A virtual hotel where you can come and hang out with the new friends you will make.
You can also make friends and furni by playing games and stuff.
You can also make friends and furni by playing games and stuff.
by stephanie quell October 14, 2006
A chat website overrun with 12 year olds that can have "sex0rz" with their 12 year old (A.K.A 56 yr old paedophiles) "bf" or "gf".
They attempt to suck up your money by making you buy "credits" (Creds) so you can buy some shit ass "furni" and join the Habbo club so you can be popular with the GrIlZ111!1!1!11!! and get "laid" and impress your 2cm tall "friends". Sounds great, huh? =P
Swearing is "bobbaing" impossible in Habbo Hotel, as every swear word is bleeped out. Sound bad? Not at all... It seems completely fair really, since its overrun with kids, But once you realise it is bleeped out with the word "bobba" you become annoyed, fast. Even if you say a word that isn't actually swearing its messed up by "Bobba" e.g "lass" becomes "lbobba"
Hobba. Hobba's are "moderators" (A.K.A fat kids that eat donuts while playing habbo hotel) that ban you for the fucking crappiest reasons. I got banned for saying my real name. Seriously. Hobba's need to be 18, so they probably have no life if they are 18 playing Habbo.
People create rooms to have "beauty" contests in and create "Jobs" so they can scam other habbos into giving them their password.
This wonderful dish is best not served at all, unless you're 8.
They attempt to suck up your money by making you buy "credits" (Creds) so you can buy some shit ass "furni" and join the Habbo club so you can be popular with the GrIlZ111!1!1!11!! and get "laid" and impress your 2cm tall "friends". Sounds great, huh? =P
Swearing is "bobbaing" impossible in Habbo Hotel, as every swear word is bleeped out. Sound bad? Not at all... It seems completely fair really, since its overrun with kids, But once you realise it is bleeped out with the word "bobba" you become annoyed, fast. Even if you say a word that isn't actually swearing its messed up by "Bobba" e.g "lass" becomes "lbobba"
Hobba. Hobba's are "moderators" (A.K.A fat kids that eat donuts while playing habbo hotel) that ban you for the fucking crappiest reasons. I got banned for saying my real name. Seriously. Hobba's need to be 18, so they probably have no life if they are 18 playing Habbo.
People create rooms to have "beauty" contests in and create "Jobs" so they can scam other habbos into giving them their password.
This wonderful dish is best not served at all, unless you're 8.
Nerd: Can I see your room?
Me: I don't have a room.
Nerd: Oh okay I hate you.
Me: Ummm...
Nerd: stfu noob I said I hate you!
Me: Ummm okay...
Nerd: omg im reporting you for being a noob!
You have been banned for life for being a noob.
Habbo Hotel
Me: I don't have a room.
Nerd: Oh okay I hate you.
Me: Ummm...
Nerd: stfu noob I said I hate you!
Me: Ummm okay...
Nerd: omg im reporting you for being a noob!
You have been banned for life for being a noob.
Habbo Hotel
by Greenday678912345 March 14, 2009
“Oh, babe. Let’s dirty habbo.”
“Coming right up baby.”
**starts to dirty habbo**
“Oooooohhhh yeah daddy, stick it in there!”
“Coming right up baby.”
**starts to dirty habbo**
“Oooooohhhh yeah daddy, stick it in there!”
by 69slaya June 19, 2019
Probably the most unpopular and irritating users on Habbo Hotel who for some weird reason dress and act like small children.
They are commonly found in adoption centers (duh) but sometimes will appear randomly in various locations such as streets, hospitals and free houses claiming to have lost their mothers.
Some also appear on doorsteps claiming to be a newborn in a box wrapped in a blanket as a ploy to make you feel sorry for them.
Caution should be taken as some are scammers and will ask for rights to your houses or for furni and other luxuries.
They are commonly found in adoption centers (duh) but sometimes will appear randomly in various locations such as streets, hospitals and free houses claiming to have lost their mothers.
Some also appear on doorsteps claiming to be a newborn in a box wrapped in a blanket as a ploy to make you feel sorry for them.
Caution should be taken as some are scammers and will ask for rights to your houses or for furni and other luxuries.
A typical Habbo Baby will appear as follows;
BOYS:
Bald
Chubby cheeks
large eyes
Hoody (usually blue)
Shorts (also usually blue)
Bunny slippers
Button noses (usually red from what I saw)
GIRLS:
Hoody (usually pink or other neutral colour purple or green)
Pants (or in some cases skirts or shorts)
Pigtails (some are bald)
Bow ties
Large eyes
Bunny Slippers
Button noses (usually pink)
Their most discintive feature is their mannerisms they will almost always add a 'w' into every word, apparently to immitate to the speech of a child or to appear cute.
Example: "Hwi will ywou adwopt mwe?"
In an adoption center they will commonly seek "parents" who have VIP or some wealth such as furni or credits.
If you are none HC member they will probably reject you.
"Mwe want VIP mwommy awnd dwaddy".
Habbo babies often cause annoyance to other habbo members, however they can be a great source of entertainment.
I sometimes like to go into an adoption center and be mean to them or pretend to be nice in the adoption center and take them home and then torture them by locking them in rooms or ignoring their cries.
Me: Hello
Baby: Hwi
Me: Are you a newborn?
Baby: Wes
Me: You are one ugly baby.
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You will see "mothers" bringing their adopted "children" to free houses (as their own rooms are too small)
Me: Hello miss
Woman: Hi
Me: Some mighty ugly children you've got there
Woman: Stop being so mean
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BOYS:
Bald
Chubby cheeks
large eyes
Hoody (usually blue)
Shorts (also usually blue)
Bunny slippers
Button noses (usually red from what I saw)
GIRLS:
Hoody (usually pink or other neutral colour purple or green)
Pants (or in some cases skirts or shorts)
Pigtails (some are bald)
Bow ties
Large eyes
Bunny Slippers
Button noses (usually pink)
Their most discintive feature is their mannerisms they will almost always add a 'w' into every word, apparently to immitate to the speech of a child or to appear cute.
Example: "Hwi will ywou adwopt mwe?"
In an adoption center they will commonly seek "parents" who have VIP or some wealth such as furni or credits.
If you are none HC member they will probably reject you.
"Mwe want VIP mwommy awnd dwaddy".
Habbo babies often cause annoyance to other habbo members, however they can be a great source of entertainment.
I sometimes like to go into an adoption center and be mean to them or pretend to be nice in the adoption center and take them home and then torture them by locking them in rooms or ignoring their cries.
Me: Hello
Baby: Hwi
Me: Are you a newborn?
Baby: Wes
Me: You are one ugly baby.
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You will see "mothers" bringing their adopted "children" to free houses (as their own rooms are too small)
Me: Hello miss
Woman: Hi
Me: Some mighty ugly children you've got there
Woman: Stop being so mean
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by DeadZone2013 January 21, 2013
A "club" in an online chatting community called Habbo Hotel. It offers more privileges than a "normal" member such as a new piece of furniture every month, new colors and clothing, and an extended friends list topped with new commands. Habbo Club members (often called HCs), are typically faggots because most of them dress the same with a puff ball hat, head phones, sea weed hair, a toothed necklace, a star shirt (striped tanktop for women), baggy pants, (a short skirt for women), and skater shoes, (sandals for girls). Most of them call others who aren't "fortunate" enough to have Habbo Club, norms because they feel so bad about their shitty life that they try to bring down other people's self-esteem.
HC Fag #1: omg, hey there gurlfriend!
HC Fag #2: OH EM GEE, u finally got habb0 clUb!
"Norm": hey guys
HC Fag #1: oh great, a norm.
HC Fag #2: fucking norm, go away.
HC Fag #3: hey ladies.
HC Fag #1: OH MY GOSH!! its brad! he's sooooo hot!
HC Fag #2: lets rape him
HC Fag #s 2 and 1: *rape*
HC Fag #3: oh yeah! this is totally against the rules of habbo but we're habbo club, the mods won't ban us.
"Norm": HC bitches
HC Fag #2: OH EM GEE, u finally got habb0 clUb!
"Norm": hey guys
HC Fag #1: oh great, a norm.
HC Fag #2: fucking norm, go away.
HC Fag #3: hey ladies.
HC Fag #1: OH MY GOSH!! its brad! he's sooooo hot!
HC Fag #2: lets rape him
HC Fag #s 2 and 1: *rape*
HC Fag #3: oh yeah! this is totally against the rules of habbo but we're habbo club, the mods won't ban us.
"Norm": HC bitches
by Syn2Die4 January 5, 2010
The coordinated practice of exploiting "Habbo Hotel's" game parameters by blocking access to key areas and mobbing/flooding popular hangouts (i.e., the pool) with the goal of disabling Habbo Hotel.
Often done in the spirit of fighting racism and HIV/AIDS, a good Habbo Raid can dismantle the hotel for several hours. Veteran Habbo Raiders often refer to July 12, 2006 as the greatest Habbo Raid ever, with participants from popular websites across the internet including YTMND, 4Chan, and EBaum's world. Many view it as the D-Day of Habbo Raids. Others claim the incursions on September 11th, 2006 as the greatest raid.
Often done in the spirit of fighting racism and HIV/AIDS, a good Habbo Raid can dismantle the hotel for several hours. Veteran Habbo Raiders often refer to July 12, 2006 as the greatest Habbo Raid ever, with participants from popular websites across the internet including YTMND, 4Chan, and EBaum's world. Many view it as the D-Day of Habbo Raids. Others claim the incursions on September 11th, 2006 as the greatest raid.
by jodimest September 26, 2006