embalmed

To be inebriated to the point where you are already dead and your corpse has been treated with preservatives in order to prevent decay.

Darius: Dude, you drank so many Irish car bombs last night you really made me nervous. You were completely embalmed.

Geraldine: LOL, that mortician fuckin' freaked when I rose up off the table. Let's get some snow cones!

<The two friends high five, hop on their scooters and ride to the nearest Sonic.

by Lord HJ Mumpleton July 24, 2009

penis embargo

To withhold one's penis from a sex partner. The state of a man withholding sexual intercourse from a woman.

Jack declared a penis embargo after he caught Jane cheating on him.

by Phallophile December 30, 2008

Second-hand embarrassed

When someone does something so foolish, asinine, or awkward that you feel embarrassed FOR them.

Man, I was so second-hand embarrassed when that sang Call Me Maybe during karaoke.

Did you see just see that guy get slapped in the face by that girl? I'm so second-hand embarrassed for him.

by Hindenburg June 19, 2013

Embarred

'Embarred' is commonly used by those put in a position that's made them too embarrassed to correctly say embarrassed.

1.) Dannybaby stated he was 'embarred' at the discussion of sex.

by Sugarpop x November 8, 2008

embarrassing

when you lose a dildo in your ass hole and it clogs and your shit start building up to you explode

it was embarrassing and the sematary was messy

by sebyneby / albino rhino October 8, 2019

Geographically Embarrased

Geographically Embarrased:

Lost, bushed, disoriented, misplaced, all at sea, mispositioned

The officer took charge of the compass and the map, and via his officer training in navigation, soon the platoon geographically embarrased in the middle of the boonies.

by chaucer_had_it_coming March 31, 2010

embarrassment transfer

The feeling of embarrassment one feels when someone else is being embarrassing.

Those white kids free-styling gave me so much embarrassment transfer.

by cjindok October 16, 2012