Dildo

When you want to call someone a dick but they're too fake.

John: You're such a dildo.
Bob: What? A dildo?
John: Well i'd call you a dick but you're too fake.

by frenchiestfry April 4, 2015

Dildo

The Male version of a MILF.

Dad I'd Love (to) Do

"..mmmmm there goes one sexy Dildo"

by JiniVancouver October 13, 2007

Dildo

An object used for self pleasing by 90% of modern women, usually plastic/resin and shaped like an oversized phallus. Mans worst enemy.

''How did you know I had one? Shit! You've been watching my online transactions again!''

by rafa May 6, 2003

Dildo

A Dildo is an insulting term for a man who is only good for one thing.

"Kevin is such an asshole, but he is hot as hell. He should learn to shut the fuck up, and be a good dildo."

by Heather M. June 25, 2005

Dildo

1. The chosen implement of the amateur proctologist and/or gynecologist, a dildo is phallus-shaped device that, when repeatedly inserted into the vagina, produces sexual pleasure.
2. A small town in Newfoundland, Canada. The origins of the name are unclear, but what is clear is that all attempts to change it have failed. The town also has its own mascot: "Captain Dildo".

As a Canadian, I find that living in Dildo, Newfoundland produces much laughter whenever the topic of my residence is brought.

by Ἀπολλύων October 31, 2016

Dildo

A device used to pleasure ones vagina or asshole

Harp and Felty use a dildo on eachother because neither of them can get it up.

Harp and Felty were trying to suck eachother off but decided a dildo was the best option.

by HoltRam40 May 29, 2009

Dildo

a peice of plastic that girls can stick up their hole

I need a dildo to masturbate

by Cassie May 12, 2003