deadbeating

the act of masturbating while taking the free tour of a porn site without any intention of joining.
randy is on the computer in his room again.
he's going to go bankrupt with all those site he keeps visiting.
don't worry, he's just deadbeating
by candle in the wind October 28, 2010
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deadbeat

A guy who sits at home pretending to work but really only chats in IRC and plays video games.
Zombee is such a deadbeat.
by Alex May 15, 2003
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deadbeat

An ugly person who sits around all day and mooches off his mother. Someone who steals money for the government. Someone with no skills to make good money.
Look at rehemyer sittin in his moms house playing videogames all day...

What a deadbeat.
by hrkrnr February 11, 2008
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Every definition of deadbeat on Urban Dictinary perfectly describes my son.
by Not Respected May 12, 2016
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deadbeat

A slur given to a father or mother by a narcissistic abuser and their flying monkeys to deflect from the fact that they are using the family court system (a $50B US industry) to bleed the targeted parent dry (attorney fees, child support) and justify not allowing the targeted parent or their family to see the child(ren) that the targeted parent is currently paying child support for.
Chris is a prick, because he won't allow his daughter to see her mother; however, he calls her a deadbeat to anyone who will listen, because how else can he explain how he got remarried, but his child is not allowed to have any contact with her own mother?
by mochacaremel August 04, 2020
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DeadBeat

Who's your favorite girl from HoloEN?

I'm a DeadBeat.
by JKattack September 18, 2020
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In creddit card industry lingo a deadbeat is soemone who DOES pay their bills on time and thus makes no profit.
Forget the deadbeats, up the compulsive shoppers credit limit another $5000 and double their rate.
by B3++y January 31, 2005
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