ebayer

Someone who buys or sells on ebay websites.

+10 good ebayer is dis guy. Fast payeer of money f0r teh jar containing celebrity snot. Yupppers.

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

ebayer

Derogatory term used in online gaming (see MMORPG, MMOG) to describe someone who has not earned the equipment or character they are using. Often high-level players will use eBay to sell premium equipment they have earned in-game, or sometimes sell an entire account, with all characters and equipment, exchanging real-world money for in-game items. This practice is generally discouraged by the companies that produce and host the games. Someone who has acquired their character or gear in this way is generally recognizable by inept game-play, which would not be expected of someone who has actually earned their position.

Player 1: I just met this guy, a level 195 Enforcer wearing a full suit of living dragonscale armor, and he didn't even know how to find the shops in Old Athen.

Player 2: Just another clueless eBayer!

by Evac156 February 22, 2005

Ebayer

Someone who does business on Ebay.com (i.e. buying, selling, trading)

That person is a very good Ebayer. They have a lot of postitive feed back.

by Nym September 21, 2005

ebayer

Some one who ebays way too much

A: Did you know that she sold her grandmother's ashtray on eBay for a ton of cash?
C: Gosh, maybe I shoudl try it
A: Yeah, she is such an ebayer, she bought all her clothes there
B: <pant> Hey! Look what I just found....!

by flippytale January 15, 2004

ebayer

MMO Gaming:

In Massively Multiplayer Online Gaming an "Ebayer" is someone who's gone and bought a high level character off of Ebay. Typically they don't have a clue what they're doing as the ones who do know, don't get found out.

"That level 60 just asked me for directions, what an ebayer".

by Kher. May 13, 2005

ebayer

1) Another name for someone who is mentally retarded.

2) Anyone who's IQ is below 70

Doctor: We're so sorry, Mr and Mrs Smith, but your child was born with Trisomy 21.
Mr and Mrs Smith: You mean...you mean...
Doctor: Yes, I'm affraid that your child is an ebayer... Im so sorry. Down the road, you will probably want to consider institutionalization.

Look at that guy pissing on himself... WHAT AN EBAYER!

I gave that ebayer a 10 dollar bill and they gave me change for a fifty... who says ebayers are useless?

by Pappa-Son December 25, 2004

eBayed

The act of being royally fucked, either through excessive charges or unfair practices. Derived from the process of listing an item on the auction site, eBay, wherein you are required to pay a listing fee, a percentage of the final valuation, and then charged for using the eBay owned site, Paypal as a mandatory payment facility; resulting in you wishing you hadn't bothered listing the fucking item in the first place.

"I've just recieved my paycheck and I'm £200 short. I've been fucking eBayed!"

"Electronic Arts have eBayed us; they've only sold us 80% of the game, the rest is downloadable content we have to pay for..."

by Madnas August 20, 2012