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cuntbusting

Attacking a girl's genitals, whether for fun or for reasons of self defense. While not as easy of a target as a man's testicles, the clitoris is every bit as sensitive. Even a playful slap, while not particularly harmful, can still be enough to make a girl double up and fall to the ground in pain. On the other hand, a full force kick can crush the clitoris up into the pelvic bone, compressing it. Since the clitoris is so tender, this will cause the girl incredible amounts of pain, and in some cases, severe injury, such as vulvodynia, bruising of the vulva and clitoris. In extreme cases, the girl may experience bruising to her pelvic bone as well. Severe cases of cuntbusting also carry the potential of emotional trauma, since the average girl tends to be more sensitive than the average boy.

For some reason, a surprisingly large number of (mostly younger) girls are unaware of their genitals' tenderness. Yet when kicked full force in the groin by the same person, girls are going to suffer just as much (if not even more) pain as boys, because of the double shot on the clitoris and the pelvis. The clitoris is located slightly higher, so when kicking a girl in the groin, the attacker aims higher and hits the clitoris and the pelvis, which is located right behind it. On the other hand, the testicles hang lower, so when kicking a boy, only his testicles are hit, and not his pelvis. It's still incredibly painful for a boy, but he won't have pelvic bruising to add to his injuries.
Danny: So Sarah tried to kick me in the nuts over the last bagel this morning.

Alec: That's a bad idea, considering you're a black belt in karate... what'd you do? You let her have it?

Danny: Let's just say I gave my little sister a cuntbusting she'll never forget!

Alec: How so?

Danny: I kicked her so hard in her little pussy that she dropped to the ground immediately and burst into tears.

Alec: That'll teach her.

Danny: She's probably still crying.
by Orren Wells May 8, 2013
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cuntbucket

a term used for filthy lying, cheating frat guys who think they're the cat's meow! Refers only to the lowest of the low and is the most insulting term one can be called. Usually refers to an asshole who cheats on his amazingly sweet girlfriend and who will most like get away with it forever.
"Robert is such a cuntbucket! He's been cheating on his girlfriend for years and never plans on telling her!"
by HadrianC83 July 4, 2012
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cunt-fu

Noun: A behavioral, defensive martial art. The ability of a man to resist being manipulated by the batted eyelashes, pouting lips, whines and cutesy baby talk often used by women in order to get their way.

Warning: Successful use of cunt-fu may result in result in tantrum throwing and physical violence by the refused female. Actual paired knowledge of Kung-Fu may be advisable.
Can be referred to as Cute-Fu in more polite circles.
She's pissed because he wouldn't buy her a drink. She did the whole pout and whine thing, but he knows cunt-fu.
by M.Blur January 5, 2011
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Cunfucked

Guy:I just ate some shrooms,and I'm cunfucked.
Girl:Wtf??
by SlipknotKid01 January 24, 2011
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Cuntfident

A woman that is very confident of her sexual abilities.

A woman that finds it easy to get men in bed.
Monique was Cuntfident she could easily get Alan into bed leading ultimately to a Mushroom Cloud.
by Jeff D February 18, 2004
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cuntfuck

Literally a fucking shit head that needs to grow up and become somewhat sensible, if that's possible for a cuntfuck.
Grant & Alison are cuntfucks. Huge, inconsiderate cuntfucks.
by "anorexic garbage" December 15, 2006
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Cuntfairy

A gaylord fairy, who's also a cunt, finds taking pictures of lights highly amusing often named regina... Nancy Drew is anything but a cuntfairy
Girl: Yeah, brittney just took a picture of the light and is laughing
Guy: What a cuntfairy!
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