Cuntfairy

A gaylord fairy, who's also a cunt, finds taking pictures of lights highly amusing often named regina... Nancy Drew is anything but a cuntfairy

Girl: Yeah, brittney just took a picture of the light and is laughing
Guy: What a cuntfairy!

by Clusterfuck leader of cuntfairies February 2, 2008

Cuntfirmed

Confirmation that a person you know is indeed a cunt.

"You know that guy from my job i thought was a cunt?"

"Yeah."

"Well I invited him to my house to chill for a while and he was cool. After he left though I realized that my canary had been raped. Cuntfirmed."

by Brutopian August 24, 2009

cunthair

A unit of measurement equal to approximately three-thousandths of an inch - approximately the thickness of a sheet of paper. Frequently used in industrial and construction environments.

"Move that board over just a cunthair before you nail it in place."

by KPY February 7, 2008

cunthair

a very small unit of measurement

can you turn the tv down just a cunthair?

by rubensinclair April 30, 2003

Cuntary

the art of being a total Cunt, acting or looking like a Cunt, saying things that make it obvious you are in fact a Cunt,

anything Cuntish like:

doesn't matter what you win, we'll always have "istory" this is Cuntary

by chipthechap December 12, 2009

Red cunthair

This term denotes an even smaller measurement than a cunthair

Its a little too big, just take a Red cunthair off it.

by Englethrope B Squeebe January 10, 2008

Cuntrary

Giving an opposing argument just to be a cunt.

"Mary, Mary, quite cuntrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells, and cockle shells,
And pretty maids all in a row." - The Nursery Rhyme

Mary I of England attempted to restore England to catholicism, despite reforms made by her father Henry VIII and brother Edward VI. She was just trying to be a cunt.

by Kevin Monk February 25, 2008