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When a cunt attempts to be profound and philosophical.

Steve: Did you hear Gloria after her 2nd glass of wine? She was rambling on and on about the meaning of life.

Jake: I know, she turns into cuntfucious after a few drinks.

cuntfucious by AB11726 October 14, 2016

Words you can keep

Cuntfucious

A very wise and extremely bitchy Chinese woman.

Ms. Shao knows a LOT!!!, BUT MAN !! She's so irritable...a real cuntfucious....

Cuntfucious by Bigbear469 July 24, 2018

Related Words

cuntfucious • Confucious • cuntacious • cuntlicious • confuciously • Cuntaciousness • Cuntencious • cuntfucktious • Cuntfuculous • cunticious

Confucious

An ironical misspelling of Confucius, an ancient Chinese philosopher. The pun usually lies in the double meaning of the wise words of Mr. Confucious.

Confucious Said: "Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."

Confucious by Confucious Himself February 23, 2009

cuntacious

cunt like behaviour. As in a woman who is behaving like a cunt.

I can't believe how cuntacious your girlfriend was to me tonight

cuntacious by Erik Berry October 18, 2008

cuntlicious

an amazing vagina that tastes wonderful and one loves to lick

I bet the stewardess is cuntlicious.

cuntlicious by muffdiverking April 13, 2014

cuntacious

A manner in which a person acts like cunt.

Stop being so cuntacious. Des, stop acting cuntaciously, you obnoxious cunt.

cuntacious by Dave Gal May 15, 2006

confuciously

A word of unknown origin; muttered by Mike Tyson on September 21, 2004.

"I have been training confuciously."

confuciously by JCS Bricks September 22, 2004

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026