cuntfucious

When a cunt attempts to be profound and philosophical.

Steve: Did you hear Gloria after her 2nd glass of wine? She was rambling on and on about the meaning of life.

Jake: I know, she turns into cuntfucious after a few drinks.

cuntfucious by AB11726 October 14, 2016

Cuntfucious

A very wise and extremely bitchy Chinese woman.

Ms. Shao knows a LOT!!!, BUT MAN !! She's so irritable...a real cuntfucious....

Cuntfucious by Bigbear469 July 24, 2018

Confucious 

An ironical misspelling of Confucius, an ancient Chinese philosopher. The pun usually lies in the double meaning of the wise words of Mr. Confucious.

Confucious Said: "Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."

Confucious by Confucious Himself February 23, 2009

cuntacious

cunt like behaviour. As in a woman who is behaving like a cunt.

I can't believe how cuntacious your girlfriend was to me tonight

cuntacious by Erik Berry October 18, 2008

cuntlicious 

an amazing vagina that tastes wonderful and one loves to lick

I bet the stewardess is cuntlicious.

cuntlicious by muffdiverking April 13, 2014

cuntacious

A manner in which a person acts like cunt.

Stop being so cuntacious. Des, stop acting cuntaciously, you obnoxious cunt.

cuntacious by Dave Gal May 15, 2006

confuciously 

A word of unknown origin; muttered by Mike Tyson on September 21, 2004.

"I have been training confuciously."

confuciously by JCS Bricks September 22, 2004