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When a bitch has it out to ruin your life such as ratting you out to your girlfriend or giving you a bad rap.
Cuntfu by K-Noodle October 30, 2006
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Cuntfussing 

/Kunt'fuss'ing/

Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing

(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.
" I'm listening to my girlfriend cuntfussing over a missed call."
Cuntfussing by Knight-Saladin December 21, 2016

Cuntflapaphobia 

noun \kunt fləh pəh fōē bē əh\

: pathological or irrational fear of cunts and/or cuntflaps. Typically a vagina decliner...

- cunt·flapa·phobe (noun)
- cunt·flapa·phobic (adjective or noun)

First Known Use of CUNTFLAPAPHOBIA
2014
Cockhungry Simon does not like women because he suffers from cuntflapaphobia.
Cuntflapaphobia by WelshRuffster September 10, 2014

Cuntfusing 

When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning
Jeff: " you look really cute today"

Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"

Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"
Cuntfusing by Oatmeal Tears June 6, 2016

Cuntfirmed 

Confirmation that a person you know is indeed a cunt.
"You know that guy from my job i thought was a cunt?"

"Yeah."

"Well I invited him to my house to chill for a while and he was cool. After he left though I realized that my canary had been raped. Cuntfirmed."
Cuntfirmed by Brutopian August 24, 2009

Cuntfiddler

One who plays with, and/or fiddles with cunt on a regular basis.
Mary: "I can't believe how good Johnny was last night!"
Eric: "Yeah that's Johnny for you, he's a real cuntfiddler"
Cuntfiddler by SunBro November 4, 2014

cuntauche 

When a fat chick lifts her gut to reveal her cunt, she attempt s to shave her pubes but cant lift her gut (upper part of the gunt) high enough and consequently a line of pubic hairs remain after she finishes trying to shave. This line of pubic hairs is known as the cuntauche.
I fucked a fatty last night, her cuntauche spoke a thousand words!
cuntauche by burnsy076 August 10, 2015
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