Cuntfu

When a bitch has it out to ruin your life such as ratting you out to your girlfriend or giving you a bad rap.

That bitch keeps pullin out the Cuntfu.

by K-Noodle October 30, 2006

Cuntfussing

/Kunt'fuss'ing/

Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing

(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.

" I'm listening to my girlfriend cuntfussing over a missed call."

by Knight-Saladin December 21, 2016

Cuntflapaphobia

noun \kunt fləh pəh fōē bē əh\

: pathological or irrational fear of cunts and/or cuntflaps. Typically a vagina decliner...

- cunt·flapa·phobe (noun)
- cunt·flapa·phobic (adjective or noun)

First Known Use of CUNTFLAPAPHOBIA
2014

Cockhungry Simon does not like women because he suffers from cuntflapaphobia.

by WelshRuffster September 10, 2014

Cuntfusing

When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning

Jeff: " you look really cute today"

Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"

Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"

by Oatmeal Tears June 6, 2016

Cuntfirmed

Confirmation that a person you know is indeed a cunt.

"You know that guy from my job i thought was a cunt?"

"Yeah."

"Well I invited him to my house to chill for a while and he was cool. After he left though I realized that my canary had been raped. Cuntfirmed."

by Brutopian August 24, 2009

Cuntfiddler

One who plays with, and/or fiddles with cunt on a regular basis.

Mary: "I can't believe how good Johnny was last night!"
Eric: "Yeah that's Johnny for you, he's a real cuntfiddler"

by SunBro November 4, 2014

cuntauche

When a fat chick lifts her gut to reveal her cunt, she attempt s to shave her pubes but cant lift her gut (upper part of the gunt) high enough and consequently a line of pubic hairs remain after she finishes trying to shave. This line of pubic hairs is known as the cuntauche.

I fucked a fatty last night, her cuntauche spoke a thousand words!

by burnsy076 August 10, 2015