Cuntrump

The cheetoh in the White House who never learned about checks and balances while wiping his ass with golden toilet paper at private school; whom in no way shapes foreign policy or represents the office of Presidency. Instead this orange bagged junk is more representative of a cunt with an ass.

Cuntrump walks big, and carries a light shtick.

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Cuntrump just openly admitted to sexual assault, no way he gets elected!

by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J July 11, 2019

Cuntslurper

a pussy slurper, who puts pussy over everything

DickJohn: Dude, her pussy was so small I could slurp it as a whole!
AnalFetishJim: Bro, you've licked over a million pussy. You're such a Cuntslurper.

by Jizzproducer69 May 13, 2023

Cuntelupagus

A big fat cunt who can't keep her big snout out of other peoples' business. A distant, more enormous cousin of an Aardvark. (Rhymes with the Sesame Street character Snuffleupagus.)

We never feared running out of supplies, since every Monday morning, before doing any work, the Cuntelupagus sent a delightfully "cheery" e-mail to us letting us know what we had to buy.

by Krakky McKraken August 5, 2007

cuntclusion

When common sense goes into a female ear, along with fact and reason going into her other ear, what is then spewed out of her mouth is irrational rubbish.

"Hey honey, do you want to stick around tonight? I have several of my girlfriends coming over for cheap wine and convo," says Nadine. "No thanks hun, I can't imagine the cuntclusions several drunk women will come with when discussing the crap you do. I'd rather help my friend move in subzero temperatures than hang out with you on girl's night," says Brad.

by skiNorthFace January 25, 2014

cuntsumption

cunt·sump·tion - noun \ˈkənt-ˈsəm(p)-shən\

a : a progressive wasting away of the vagina especially from pulmonary tuberculosis

b : the act or process of consuming the female organ

c : the utilization of vagina in the satisfaction of wants or in the process of production resulting chiefly in their destruction, deterioration, or transformation

a : Jennifer was struck with grief when she was diagnosed with cuntsumption.

b: Ugis licked his lips after an intense bought of cuntsumption.

c: Nathan claimed the unquenchable cuntsumption of America would inevitably lead to disease and overpopulation.

by Dr. Biscuit August 31, 2013

Cuntclub

When everyon around you is being a toxic count so it’s like a club for them

Bruh my day was going good till the cuntclub showed up

by dudeo11 December 16, 2018

cunnilumpkin

the act of cunnilumpkin is fucking diffrenter then a blumpkin.
Its were you go carpet munching on a jism jockey while she takes a shit.
A reverse blumpkin

fuck me i got a blumpkin then peformed cunnilumpkin what the fucks the difference

by Jackroll June 26, 2006